chitheestallion

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

nobody:
not a soul:
me laying like this for no reason:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

[･ﾟspreading positivity ☆ @aundrearunway]

kenzie only on this show so she can have mixed babies i know a gene fein when i see one btch.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me and my future husband:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My love language fr🥺

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-Uber owns no cars
-Airbnb owns no houses
-Amazon owns no stores
-Spotify owns no music
-Netflix owns no cinemas
Middlemen always profit the most.

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖ᥫ᭡ @desi0re]

he ate so bad

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

How extra imma b when it’s my turn to b a mom 😍🤣

[misa! @misak1nz]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me when i get flashbacks from corny shit i did

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[✯ @sine_minaj]

I hate a “Well you didnt either” kind of man. Fucking lead.

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

and? Bitch i got 20 to spend !

[Duff @duffthebrand]

We canceled him real good.

[Mrs Pretty & Blessed 🌸 @leo_foxxy]

This is why I’m not pregnant yet

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control