chris

carpe diem

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Don’t pass on generational trauma

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Harris County Texas Treasurer says she will not be “disrespected” and asks that her salary be MORE THAN DOUBLED from $140,000 to $305,000

🚨 Under Harris County's proposed budget, most countywide elected officials, including all 8 constables will make $305,000 a year

The city has a $181 million budget shortfall and is considering raising property takes on residents

The salary increases to $305,000 for most countywide elected officials, including the eight constables, county attorney, district attorney, county clerk, district clerk and tax assessor-collector were approved by Commissioners Court and are included in the proposed budget

Residents will not be allowed to vote to reject the new salary increases, the final vote will be made by the commissioners

The same people who already approved their salary increases will vote against to finalize them

Everyone will be making $305,000 per year each from taxpayers, this is what organized crime looks like

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

😂😂😂

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

It was only on Fox from 1990 to 94, but it produced pure comedy gold on every episode. I wish it had a longer run, of course, but the stars all got so popular that they had no problem transitioning into movie stars after. Im so glad these clips will live on forever. After In Living Color went off they added Mad TV which was absolutely hilarious also.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

I refuse to believe pandas are real.

[Fun Viral Vids 😊 @Fun_Viral_Vids]

Girls trip goes wrong!

[Tyler Ratcliff @TylerRatcliff17]

I’m not sure who taught this kid this joke, but I know they’re in trouble. On the other hand this is quite possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard🤣🤣

[Fox News @FoxNews]

A simple delivery turns into a touching display of patriotism.

An Amazon driver is seen on video stopping outside a Shepherdsville, Kentucky, home to untangle an American flag. But before heading back to work, she takes one more moment to step back and salute it.

The driver has been identified as Nativida Muhammad, a self-described “military brat” who says she simply couldn’t leave the flag tangled when she knew she could fix it.

"I just hope that other people will have the same inclination to do the same thing.”

“If you see the American flag and it’s out of place or not getting its respect that it should — this is an amazing country. We live in the best country in the entire world."

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

If somebody asks me to describe my sense of humor, I'm just going to play them this clip (I have no idea where this is from, but it is hilarious)

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I legit haven’t heard this joke in over 10 years, and it still got me at end.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN JUST WENT FULL PARTICIPATION TROPHY

Incoming students will no longer get real grades.

Just “Pass” or “No Credit.”

All in the name of “mental health.”

No more A’s. No more F’s. No distinction between the kid who worked his ass off and the one who barely showed up.

They’re turning a competitive university into expensive daycare.

In a world where kids from other countries are grinding for every point, Michigan just decided effort doesn’t matter.

Soft school. Soft standards. Soft future.

This is how you raise a generation that can’t handle reality.

[Music over time🎻 @Peal8888]

I rewatched it like 10 times and I'm still dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[love @writessandra9]

Bee removal ,the second clip got me 😂 laughing really hard .

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This will always be Funny 🤣😂.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

WATCH: Colorado Gov. Jared Polis defends offering in-state tuition to undocumented students as the Trump administration sues to block the policy.

Pressed on why out-of-state American students can pay more than some undocumented students, Polis argues states have the constitutional authority to decide who qualifies as a resident for in-state tuition.

The Justice Department says the policy violates federal law and gives undocumented immigrants a tuition benefit over U.S. citizens from other states.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Bro…

[American Dad @_NotAmericanDad]

Let gramps cook

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

A classic that never dies 😂

[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

I predict that this isn’t going to age well!

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani just DEFENDED rape due to the surge of rapes in NYC … He did this by REDEFINING what rape is … “a lot of it is from expanding what counts as rape.”

NEVER FORGET: “Raping non-Muslim women is legal.” — per Sharia Law.

This is what @TheDemocrats @DNC @dscc @SenateDems & @HouseDemocrats invited under what they call their ‘Big Tent’!

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Bro, you have broke her mind 😂😉