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[Union Hall @UnionHallNY]

SUN 10/30: @asabrinawu and @cv_the_computer Present the Second Best Night of Your Life!

Featuring:
∙ @PileOfTears
∙ @estherfallick
∙ @riylanmills
∙ @freddie_shanel
∙ Edson Montenegro

Limited Tickets Left!
🎟: https://t.co/9oJPdByd3T

[cv @cv_the_computer]

if i were an animal in a nature doc i would do something a little crazy to get attention

[cv @cv_the_computer]

@insolentbutler in CeraVe we trust

[cv @cv_the_computer]

a lot of my boys aren’t experiencing testosterone induced acne .. that’s where i’ll bring some diversity to the transition table

[cv @cv_the_computer]

train is experiencing delays because there’s an incredibly handsome man singing on the tracks… we’re all late but we’re not complaining 😏

[cv @cv_the_computer]

at the formula 1 pit stop and trying to learn how to change a tire. they are mad at me.

[cv @cv_the_computer]

my wife’s giving birth and i’m quietly whispering “please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️ ..please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let -“

[cv @cv_the_computer]

guy going on and on about being shadow banned on BeReal

[cv @cv_the_computer]

therapist: so basically what you’re saying is that you’re like a bird and that you’ll only fly away
patient: i don’t know where my soul is
therapist: you don’t know where your home is

[cv @cv_the_computer]

i’m exploring the idea of becoming a different kind of guy…. inventing a kind of guy no one has ever heard of before. more to come

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

One week from today… Garrett & Allison’s Big Night… this time even gayer than usual

[Union Hall @UnionHallNY]

TONIGHT! The Best Night of Your Life with @cv_the_computer and @asabrinawu!

A comedy show featuring an all-trans/genderqueer line-up, including:
@nicocarney_
@waziot
@embrace_mess
@rachel_kaly
@poisonaivy69
@WanjikoIAm

9:30 Doors / 10PM Show
Details: https://t.co/L2B1Gg5hWy

[cv @cv_the_computer]

@emmablujeans a promotion via 2” platform heels

[cv @cv_the_computer]

some news: after 3 long years of being 5’8”, working with some of the best height contemporaries i know, i have decided to be 5’9”. excited for where this will take me

[cv @cv_the_computer]

i would like to talk to the mta worker who shovels the coal into the fire. where is the mta worker who shovels the coal into the train fire

[cv @cv_the_computer]

sometimes your ideas are stupid and sometimes they are not .. and that’s just kinda how it works

[cv @cv_the_computer]

he’s a gay man who manages a bomb factory but don’t worry.. he’s wearing a little earring

[Union Hall @UnionHallNY]

JUST ANNOUNCED: @cv_the_computer and @asabrinawu present Best Night of Your Life on Thursday, June 2nd!

A comedy show featuring an all trans/genderqueer line-up, including:
@nicocarney_
@waziot
@embrace_mess
@rachel_kaly
Dee Luu
@PileOfTears

🎟: https://t.co/L2B1GfNH50

[cv @cv_the_computer]

my antidepressants have been firing blanks lately