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Welcome to Jurassic Park

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Slightly obsessed with #wordle now. No one can stop me.

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65 degrees and sunny on a fall day is like a reg 85 degree day in summer. I can’t explain it but I love it.

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Dear Canada, you can have your geese back. Please come get them. They’re mean and poop everywhere. Sincerely, Everyone.

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What’s that pep in my step you ask ? Just from @tacobell bringing back the #MexicanPizza 🌈🌈🌈

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This weekend I learned something that will change my life forever: Espresso martinis can be made with tequila.

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I don’t want to alarm anybody but September is like 2 days away.

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What happened to the @tacobell Mexican pizza ??????????? To bring it back and then like just let it go away again ?????

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Dear USA, can we figure out the tipping sitch? I’m over it.

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How old were you when you learned you’re supposed to replace your pillows every 1-2 years? 31. I was 31.

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My only complaint about @Harry_Styles new song, “As it was,” is that it is too short! It is so lovely to listen to, that I wish i could listen to it for longer. Is there an extended cut perhaps ??

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STRANGERS DON’T NEED TO KNOW WHAT COLOR BRA IM WEARING!!!!

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEONE PLZ MAKE A NON SEE THRU WHITE SHIRT FOR WOMEN !!!!

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The customs agent asked if I was bringing any gifts home and I wanted to joke that I was the gift but I didn’t bcuz I thought maybe it’s not the time for jokes when someone can deny you entry into the country.

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Can we normalize not giving ppl a hard time at the bar when they order water…especially if they tell you that they are the DD.

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Who else Just made a, “makes me cry a little” save for later category on their Facebook ? or is it just me ? https://t.co/GrtVOHds62

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“This is too stressful for me,” - me watching how orcas hunt seals.

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If you don’t love penguins, who hurt you ?

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Wonder if there’s an alternate universe where ice cream is warm. Would appreciate it on cold days like this but still want ice cream.

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@UberFacts Mass shootings #godblesstheusa