Cristian Gurau

Just some weirdo shouting into the void . . .

[Cristian Gurau @cvgurau]

okay, let's reverse-engineer this anxiety attack n see what it's about... ... ... ... oh, everything? it's about literally everything. okay.

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@kristenmag @EpiEllie Hey she did the thing in the tweet 🥳🥳🥳

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@hankgreen Spit…? 🤷‍♂️

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@briantylercohen You’d think they’d be okay with a war on their Christian faith and traditional values given how their Christian faith and traditional values are okay with actual war.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Going for the “your step kids aren’t your REAL kids” vote is certainly a choice…

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@Strandjunker Republicans only have morals when it’s politically advantageous to do so

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@Cynthia_Holt88 @fred_guttenberg This liberal feels like you’re an idiot.

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@DonaldTNews If you’ve never seen pictures before, yeah, maybe 🫤

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@monkeybutte62 @JacobzoneTv @PupscanLA Why are the “don’t tread on me” types always such bootlickers

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@RealityBlown @ThisIsKyleR @Eminem He’s not gonna fuck you, bro

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@Econ_Marshall Yall realize your only other option is Trump, right? Like, there’s no other feasible choice. What’s your endgame there, fella?

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@TRHLofficial @RachelBitecofer Noted bastion of truth and journalistic integrity… the daily mail…

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@DreamLeaf5 Someone wrote Ron deshithead a check, lol

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@GailSimone Turns Jarvis into a waifu

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@fuckyouiquit Reaganomics

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@notcapnamerica I thought mugshots were supposed to be at eye level. Why are all of these shot downwards like it’s something out of Kubrick 🤨

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@InternetH0F I just unsubbed to whole bunch of ppl — a whole “crew”, you might even call em… =\ — I’ve been watching for like five years, but recent developments made that untenable, tbh. 🤷‍♂️

[Cristian Gurau @cvgurau]

@DiscussingFilm Like five years ago I thought? 🤨🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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@ShadowTodd I mean I feel like there was more to it than that but you kinda got the gist

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@ACTBrigitte 18 is too young to vote but 11 isn’t too young to be a parent…?

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@ParkerMolloy Christopher Titus. I have no idea why. 🤷‍♂️