𐔌 mira .ᐟ 𐂯

𑣲 football larper ⋆˚࿔ fan since the wc ⋆.𐙚 ̊ very cute, very demure ꒱ ⪩ ⪨ ꠹

[ItzCarlos @Balatreado]

Los jugadores del Barcelona cuando se van al PSG:

[𐔌 mira .ᐟ 𐂯 @cvpcakeify]

looking at argentina and inter miami jerseys knowing damn well i can’t afford either one. 🤣

[𐔌 mira .ᐟ 𐂯 @cvpcakeify]

@evilpoodle4ever FIVE???? girl, you have the greed they talk about in the bible 💔

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

another season of this shitshow 🤦🏽‍♂️

[𝑲𝑨𝑰 @Kai_RMCF]

It's hilarious how the vice captain of the team needs other players to remind him of the consequences his arguments will have on the results of the game.

And it happens more or less in every game btw, so many times we have seen Bellingham and Mbappe try to calm him down.

[🍉🇫🇷 @diorsfree]

that one oomf who said jobelise were a skills gap ship

[nini ᯓ⚽︎ @hallingverse]

i’m at work and i’m hearing jobe gave out another assist to the wrong fucking team nigga what team are you playing for

[🪽 @kyidle]

I CANT BELIEVE JOBLESS BUMMINGHAM GAVE BAYERN AN ASSIST FOR THE THIRD TIME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𐔌 mira .ᐟ 𐂯 @cvpcakeify]

@bbhfault no because this is the only explanation that makes sense 😭

[tifa ﾒ𝟶 @saintinblood]

"jobeless bumingham" "blow jobe" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 amazing slander names

[evilpoodle @evilpoodle4ever]

things that about messi sound completely made up but they are real😭:

dm small businesses to order custom slippers and custom argentine grill (starts with hi I’m Leo), pees sitting down, sets the breakfast table before going to bed, mateo sometimes calls him leo messi, and stopped playing ping pong with suárez after losing to him three times 😭

[𐔌 mira .ᐟ 𐂯 @cvpcakeify]

i’m so excited for cressi week! october can’t come fast enough. 💔

[evilpoodle @evilpoodle4ever]

hey guys it’s available on rednote!! it’s $11. download rednote, copy paste 梅西努努 into the search bar, then click products!

[ً 💍 @clubfaist]

neymar is genuinely crazy like

[evilpoodle @evilpoodle4ever]

how messi bought that covid proof mattress, recommended it to everyone around him, and only aguero bought one too😭

[𐔌 mira .ᐟ 𐂯 @cvpcakeify]

i want one of those messi dolls.

[evilpoodle @evilpoodle4ever]

lmao they even have a big one😭

[ً 💍 @clubfaist]

even the devil can be an active father....crazy

[jules🏴����󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @erlinghams_]

wtf is happening on instagram

[Rose 🫐 @ROZELLANDER]

jude competitive annoying ass rage baiting little kids LMFAO 😭