Carlos

welcome to the inside of my head

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶 🍒🍉🔞 @MissSariie]

“Everyone” and then it’s only women. If you’re gonna call it “everyone wants to fuck me” then don’t be a coward.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is our money they stole.

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

this is kinda how I feel about ring cameras in apartment buildings wdym i’m being recorded by every other door in here

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[ray @ln4norris]

the spectrum of being in your 20s 😭

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He promised to balance the budget, btw.

[🥚 🍞 @undapav]

So they banned Chinese electric vehicles in USA
But they allowed Waymo to import them and use their cheaper electric cars for an exorbitant taxi service meanwhile the Americans don’t get to buy cheaper electric vehicles

Peak capitalism

[mika @mikasagrada]

Como é digitar seu e-mail e senha com o controle remoto

[Boxy @ClassicBoxy]

I was a 911 dispatcher for 11 years and this is the worst idea you could possibly think of. You have scenarios where the person can’t speak well either language barriers, injuries or if they’re in a domestic situation and they pretend to call for pizza or something you need a person. You have to be able to determine how someone feels or pick up on what they aren’t saying or how they’re saying things. Same goes for open lines and hang ups. A real person needs to answer the phone not only to ensure the correct response is sent to the right place but to offer piece of mind to the caller and makes them feel safer. Situations where I had to give CPR instructions to a mother and father who’s baby wasn’t breathing was a constant occurrence and you have to be able to calm people down, an AI is not doing that ever. Same goes for dispatching calls, AI cannot do that, in theory it sounds ok for that portion but you have to acknowledge what resources are on hand, where people are, GPS isn’t always accurate so when we started using systems to automatically reroute units who were flagged as “closer” they usually weren’t. But a real person who lives in that county and knows the area, where the stations are, who’s in a move up or coverage or areas that are blocked off due to events that aren’t always in our mapping systems. The list goes on.

Terrible idea

[miya @miyarah_]

“necesito socializar más"

mi cara cuando un random me habla de la nada

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Cuándo limpias tan bien tu habitación que la única basura que queda eres tú

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me watching people my age afford a wedding while I'm still recovering financially from buying sunscreen.

[Sarah Sizzle @sizzle_sarah]

This is completely unacceptable.

If the duties of the office can’t be performed in person, the seat should be filled by someone who can.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

America has moved so far right that “your taxes should pay for your healthcare” is considered radical, but “your taxes should pay for another country’s bombs” is considered moderate

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You REDUCE crime by eliminating POVERTY. The reason so called nice neighborhoods have lower crime rates is because people’s basic needs are being met. It is not because of police, alarm systems, or neighborhood associations. Poverty creates crime.

[Kiki :) @lyricsmotions]

Me when years of bottled up emotions finally come out.

[Kiki :) @lyricsmotions]

Me finally accepting that I can't make everyone happy: