as much as i desire a sexual relationship with a partner, i desire intimacy and romance so much more. Holding my hand in public, and looking at me and smiling when i speak. standing behind me with your hands around my waist, and bending down to tie my shoe when it comes unlaced. holding me when i’m scared. reciprocating my joy and excitement about something, no matter how little it may seem.
It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out, feed you, do nice things for you, and compliment you.
You should never have to teach someone to do that.
PLEASEEEE date a man who believes in romance and a provider mindset. Like holding doors open for you, buying you flowers, writing you love letters, courting you, treating you gently, planning surprises for you, and honouring your heart in every way he can... YOU DESERVE ALL THAT
If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.
You think you love them until it's time to clean up their vomit, help them shower when they're sick, and hold them at 3 a.m. while they're going crazy and crying like a baby. You think you love someone? Wait until you've seen them at their worst. True love shows up when the sky turns gray, not when it's all sunshine and rainbows.
I think one of the saddest relationship dynamics is when someone finally gets treated properly after years of bare minimum treatment, and now they don’t know how to react to healthy love anymore. They apologize too much, overthink everything, and wait for the kindness to suddenly disappear because that’s what they got used to.
men that are truly comfortable in their masculinity have no problem showing off how they worship their women, and women comfortable in their femininity have no problem being worshipped.
tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates
i have 147 games of data on this.
my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.
overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.
on period games? 52%.
off period? 57.5%.
that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.
the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.
during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.
that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.
rocket jumping into every fight.
matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her.
we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME
off period? completely different player.
aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated.
kda higher due to dying less.
best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase.
so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling.
tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight.
we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off.
the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination.
we're not just playing league.
we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES.
most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games.
i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone.
her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am.
5.2 day duration estimated.
i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries.
this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo.
you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA.
you need ANALYSIS.
you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle.
yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app.
told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th.
my CRM beat her own body's tracking
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