CVS Receipt

(Gimmicky parody account, obv.)

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That's a big 'un!

https://t.co/UofK7Fu3eI

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@ the 1st DCA (must’ve blown a few blocks from Coolidge Ct.)

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@christi3k ah, sure enough. thanks!

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Is this a known thing that was removed?! I'm just discovering the same problem. This is the ONE thing I found useful about the HomePod. I don't want to airplay to it w/ my phone; I'm listening to something else on my phone!

[sorry, not a CVS joke; a real Apple HomePod question]

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@tingFTW i’ve had two chats in the app tonight, both of which F’ed me over.

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@tingFTW friendos, i LOATHE using twitter to gripe, but you are UTTERLY failing me. i’m in NYC for a few days and cannot get cell data for blood or money. please tell me why i shouldn’t cancel you in the the next five minutes.

[Thor Hovden 🇳🇴❤️🇺🇦 @thor574]

This is actually the viking way; agree on a common direction and start axing

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Do you think they gave him a receipt?

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.@syntaxfm

Me, during the @freshbooks ad (https://t.co/RzXeBnbB5u):

"It's CVS, not that other one!"

[Michael P. Hill @michaelphill]

My @CVS_Receipt wasn't exactly long, but it sure took a long time to show up in my email. About 5 hours later! Wonder if it has anything to do with that weird series of discounts that somehow got applied separately? #CVSReceipt

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@ibogost hm

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@kenjennings hm?

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This line’s longer than a receipt for gum!

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"What Duff-erance Does It Make?"

(oscillate wildly? OH YEAH!)

[Tim Long @mrtimlong]

Okay, that's it: best three "Simpsons Smiths songs" get a physical copy of this poster for their mopey bedroom wall. Use hashtag #SimpsonsSmiths

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TFW you finally get through to CVS and someone says "picking up? picking up?" and you say "no, I'm returning a call from..." and they hang up on you.

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TFW when the local CVS leaves a message to "call us back as soon as possible" at 8:30, but the IVR won't let any calls through until 9a.

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@davatron5000 Peach-Pear La Croix & vodka *tastes* exactly like the weedkiller aisle at the home center *smells*. (I was desperate for a mixer one night... 🤢)

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😑

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

CVS should carry a vaccine that protects against long receipts! Am I right people? Hello?

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I got this account un-suspended just in time...