local internet user

gnaw at the ankles of big business

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Hilarious example about how everyone swears Fat Joe is a liar then we always get verification that he was actually telling the truth and just had a few minor details wrong. “I saw Hasidic Jews breakdancing with Black kids” well actually they were getting sturdy Joseph

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this daylight is in fact saving me

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

i love fool's spring and its brothers: gotchya-ass summer and dumb fuck winter

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

they're having a hot guy conference at the bushwick variety barista counter, in case anyone was interested

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

starting a foundation that's centered around creating a non-performative way to clear your throat

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

finding out you're too old to do wrestling speed dating in bushwick #unc

[49 year old fandom elder @powcampsurvivor]

when people try to motivate you its always “do it scared” or “do it tired” but what if i have to do it fat. how can i do it broke with no hoes

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

affirmation: you will be back to your own schedule in your 2x2 apartment that you overpay for soon enough. your family’s smothering love, a mere aberration. everyone understands your niche references. you will feel skinny and sexy once again.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

One door leads to safety, the other door leads to death. One guard only tells the truth, the other guard only tells lies. You may ask only one question.

“what are you, the door brothers”

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

if u see a streaming service forming a monopoly at da cost of da theatrical experience warn a brother

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

i would have voted twice if i knew mamdani's agenda would specifically disrupt the life of one of the weirdest guys I've been on a date with

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

🐾 “THE PUPPY MILL EMPIRE IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE”: ZOHRAN MAMDANI DECLARES A CLEANUP OF THE DIRTY PUPPY INDUSTRY IN NEW YORK

New York’s new mayor Zohran Mamdani has just done something no one thought a “cost-of-living king” would do: he announced the opening of a new front – aimed straight at filthy puppy mills and unethical breeding facilities, with a 2026 bill proposal that forces all breeders to obtain licenses, comply with strict standards, and submit to surprise inspections.

Rescue organizations are applauding, but groups lobbying for pet dog breeders are screaming “overreach”, warning of disaster for the industry. From Albany to every kennel on the outskirts of the city, only one question echoes: is Mamdani going too far – or is he finally just the first person brave enough to do what should have been done long ago?
Details in the comment section 👇👇👇
#ZohranMamdani #newyork #nyc #trendingpost #BOOMchallenge #BreakingNews

[Elena Schneider @ec_schneider]

“We stopped paying journalists and started rewarding performers.”

https://t.co/4PokGy1hHs

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

life is a classroom and the test to pizza party ratio will shock and disgust you

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

trawling for the love of my life at the commie corridor early voting poll site

[Isaac Chotiner @IChotiner]

New Interview: https://t.co/dYyCoqjCqD

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

Starting a new drug craze called Normotripping, which is when you take a bunch of beta blockers and go make polite conversation with your city's locals

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

the two types of jobs available on the market right now are 'Director of Bombs at the War Machine' and a 2K a year position to place ads on the TVs at the war machine

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

real monkeys paw moment where the one french person i've met with high english skills seemingly never learned american english idioms but knows every word regarding american geopolitical strategy

[local internet user @CVSBangerzz]

every new connection is an opportunity to unearth a rank internal pathology that stops you from feeling fully at peace with other people, and i'd never rob myself of that opportunity