BETHANY

I am being weekend at bernie’d by the devil

[emily may @emilykmay]

I think if you're going to be in lefty spaces you have to be able to recognize when someone is not operating in good faith or trying to hold anyone accountable, they are just bullying you and weaponizing any identity they can to do so.

you can't actually repair, they don't want that. they want you to Venmo them.

[perfect angel @tragic_endings_]

Thank you for being honest about it

I think another aspect of wokescolding is that it gives ppl with very little power in their daily lives a sense of power when bullying other ppl

And they can pretend they are engaging in radical action without even leaving their house

[Spooky Steve 🎃🦇 @steview0nders_]

Masc Mandate is lowkey an amazing name for a lesbian party. Somebody in NYC get to work

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Devastating news: secular hijab accessories made optional on Saturday’s at my favorite local bar 😔

[Skoom 🔻 @SkoomaBoofer]

🚨 BREAKING: Solo Poly Secular Hijabi Attempts to Firebomb Local COVID-Conscious Lesbian Bar, Becomes Amputee

[Vivian @suchnerve]

You’re laughing. A new frontier of pointless leftist infighting is being spearheaded by a white person in a hijab-inspired secular accessorization, and you’re laughing.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

You’re laughing. A new frontier of pointless leftist infighting is being spearheaded by a white person in a hijab-inspired secular accessorization, and you’re laughing.

[I Hate Jack Berger @Venusofdetroit]

Some of yall’s leftist politics starts and ends with wanting to feel like the smartest in the room. Don’t care about anything else but feeling intellectually superior to everyone else and it shows in the way yall speak to people.

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the agent of the state who was mediating the 3 hour KN95 lesbian bar zoom meeting

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You just don’t get days like these off of this app. Like yeah like 95% of the time this app is a hellscape but you don’t see the lesbian bar story transform into “ethnically Irish people are the only people who should be drinking milk” in real time anywhere else

[BETHANY @cvtpipe]

@Spotify come on guys we just want a proper shuffle of our library 🫩🫩🫩

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Spotify is now integrated with Meta's new personal agent, Muse.

It lets you play music, build playlists, save songs, find podcasts and more.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position

Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil?

Interviewer: It was the seafood boil

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

LIFE WITH A DOG IS 90% FOLLOWING EACH OTHER TO CHECK OUT WHO'S CHEWING WHAT.

[madison @madison_tayt]

some of you are just unpleasant, rude, selfish, mean spirited, and ultimately unlikable people who just so happen to have autism or anxiety or adhd or depression

while you may try to excuse all of the former with the latter, they are, unfortunately for you, not interconnected

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

it’s 2026. learn to use an alarm or let yourself become an unemployed loser in private and leave the adults alone 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[rory @aurora_f]

My dad always hated limu emu. Now imagine how he felt upon the advent of liberty biberty

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

Perhaps he should start with a jog.