callum willis

dont test the depth of water with both feet

[callum willis @cw1990]

@jessica_daviesx

[callum willis @cw1990]

@jessica_daviesx is that you on the tv jess?

[callum willis @cw1990]

@jessica_daviesx that's just someone politely telling you that you've got a uni-brow

[callum willis @cw1990]

@jessica_daviesx teddy said your a bad auntie for not seeing him today.

[callum willis @cw1990]

@jessica_daviesx you spelt burning everyone's dinner wrong

[Kane @gingerkano]

Nandos is so overrated. It's basically chicken and chips.

[callum willis @cw1990]

@edsheeran had hammersmith rocking last night. What an artist.

[callum willis @cw1990]

@rach_berries is that the highlight of your day?

[callum willis @cw1990]

@Gemma_Davies21 hello?

[callum willis @cw1990]

@rickygervais you guess if they are pregnant They are either rubbing there belly full of smiles, or wiping food from there mouth, weeping.

[callum willis @cw1990]

@jessica_daviesx maybe it's just simple science #weight+gravity

[callum willis @cw1990]

“@jessica_daviesx: Why isit if you drop a Cracker, it always drops the side down with the butter on?” butter is the floors favourite food.

[Jessica @jessica_daviesx]

Why isit if you drop a Cracker, it always drops the side down with the butter on?

[callum willis @cw1990]

@rach_berries hello again. Can Gemma have your number please.

[callum willis @cw1990]

@rach_berries her emails are down or something. Okay I'll let her know.

[callum willis @cw1990]

@rach_berries do you want Gemma to pick you up

[callum willis @cw1990]

@jessica_daviesx just drove past you and @Gemma_Davies21 said don't bother picking her up, she can wait for a bus #buswanker

[callum willis @cw1990]

“@jessica_daviesx: 8 moths with my Liam♥” @Gemma_Davies21 me and Gemma have got 24 spiders. #spellcheck

[callum willis @cw1990]

@bflintoffswann @Gemma_Davies21 he is one handsome boy, absolutely gorgeous..... the baby ain't bad looking either.

[callum willis @cw1990]

@20Jakeyboy @clotty89 @LeeSharpe1 how you feeling