Chris

Loving father of beautiful twin daughters and husband to the world's greatest mother. Former hockey player and Marine, with lots of SMB experience in CA.

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New clowns, same circus.

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@elonmusk Or else, what?

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@america @elonmusk Not sure Elon ever innovated anything.

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@AdrianDittmann Concerning

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@RepMTG Math hurts!

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@SFBusinessTimes Walking to the chow hall at NAS Alameda.

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@EvilMopacATX Just moved to Tarrytown from Cincinnati… Hook Them!

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@Nate_Tice It tries too hard to be “thoughtful” with a psychedelic twist. The weird MCU before they went full multiverse.

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@MarkHamill “Like”

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@JOEL9ONE @greenlight Why weren’t you at the roast?

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@aclfestival “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

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@USMC Fair winds and following seas, sir.

#SemperFi

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@kron4news Guessing this fella doesn’t actually drive too often.

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@JOEL9ONE Perfect weather for pond hockey.

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@ArmsteadProject @arikarmstead #ProBowlVote  @arikarmstead

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@ScottMcGrew Grand re-opening announcement coming soon?

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@408Nate Halloween will be on a Tuesday this year. Same thing happened in 2017. Tough for the Beer Holidays.

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@EvilMopacATX I tell folks all the time they can confirm their Uber driver as a local by asking for the best barbecue. And if it’s Franklins or Salt Lick they most likely have a driver from Houston or San Antonio.

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@EvilMopacATX Always assumed LA was short for LeeAnn.