Roller Sk8 Cait

I like dogs

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

If it wasn't for my dad, my license tabs would probs be the same from like 2009 & my car would most likely be missing 2 wheels and on fire

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

people on linkedin are like “i’m so grateful to work for a company that allows me to brEATHE and dRINK watER!! sOO thankful to work for such a flexible and people first company!!!!! my company > yours!!!!!” 🫠

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

@killasass3 i need to get this for my house lolz

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

i just got in uber in which the driver said “i am against abortion” as we were exiting on the freeway. i also literally just got in a full on fight with my driver. 0 fucking stars. the fucking audacity to say that to a woman less than 24 hours after roe v wade was overturned.

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

ummmmm @Delta why is your companion ticket availability THE ABSOLUTE WORST

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

for a decently smart, late 20s adult, I have mistakenly sprayed my hair with deodorant instead of dry shampoo far too many times

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

@RiebelFarms69 wow you’ve changed

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

@RiebelFarms69 hahahhahhahahahahahahahaa plz tell me you bought a pair of shoes too

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

@paulabloomquist you have inspired me

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

I thought this was fake, but nope 🙃

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

all of the hamsters were my little sisters and I just told her about this like 3 years ago and she had thought she was just a terrible hamster parent all of these years. turns out, i’m just a piece of shit older sister i guess lolz

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

lolol aint this the truth. the first one, i accidentally dropped it in its hamster ball, it became paralyzed, and died the next day.

the next one had babies and they smelled grody, so naturally i sprayed febreeze around the cage and a bunch of them died the next day.

[𝓚𝓚 🐰 @Katieloukarl]

If you had a hamster and it died tell me how - because I know it wasn’t normal

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

jack once saw kids playing horseshoes with toilet seats in crookston. if that isn’t the most small town redneck thing idk what is

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

does it make me a gym regular if i have started to recognize who is at the gym based on their cars or does that just make me a creep

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

@killasass3 time for that taco john’s diet amirite

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

@killasass3 soooooo i’m basically doing them a favor then, right???

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

we have the worst driveway lmao sorry ups

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

i’ve been telling myself that i have been spending too much money lately for like 7 years

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

we’re at that point in the night in which my dad is telling my fiancé doggy style jokes SOS

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

i leave the house without my engagement ring one time and i get hit on by 4 high school boys in a lime green kia soul. watch out jack.

[Roller Sk8 Cait @cwahowske]

waffles fries and seasoned sour cream aren’t it tho