cwaiwe

the mom from finding nemo (dead, sad, a clown).
she/her

[Chispi @little_chispi]

What I need is to float in salt water for about 2 hours a day

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

my father has recently become obsessed with this bird: the red avadavat aka strawberry finch. he wants us to get one as a pet. every time we see something red he’s like “this is just like that indian bird i like”

[Own Your Compute @MoonlitMaven]

@HedgieMarkets Burning of the library of Alexandria 2.0

[George Hartley ☄️ @gthartley]

@itsolelehmann pulping rare books into a closed source AI training set is the most dystopian thing I've read in a while

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Leo season

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

From the same episode https://t.co/50KjmB2yx4

[sitka ($jimothy maxxing) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy portraits taken by my friend Wayne in Seattle

[cwaiwe @cwaiwe]

@krobits @jackduval They may well be AI, but also raccoons are not strictly nocturnal especially if they rely on human scraps

[31337 @31337___]

perfection.

[cwaiwe @cwaiwe]

@GreatLakesWife_ A man whose body you disapprove of wore a shirt likely picked out by his daughters. You saw him because he was taking an active role parenting and bringing his daughters to an event hosted by your church. Most likely your church preaches love and acceptance. Ok.

[Emily 🐀 @EmilyEssex15]

sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there but i have a cricut now

[cwaiwe @cwaiwe]

@hepghftito @laylology Tell us about her 🤗

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[jár @jarodzsz]

watching love island feels like what i imagine being in remedial math class feels like

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I couldn’t go on love island cause I have a cpap machine

[lindy @Lindyyay]

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.