chicken nugget

“To them it was a terrifying thought, a red riding hood who knew exactly what she was doing when she invited the wild in.”

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Trap Queens. Which one are you? @SoccerGrlProbs

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Well it’s Justin and I’s first vacation together. 9 hours in a car together. We both have a short fuse for traffic so this will be interesting.

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Mum: didn’t you shower already today?

Me completely drenched in sweat after playing kickball for 4 hours in 87 degree heat: I am pretty sure there’s no life rule that you’re limited to one shower a day

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

So I left to go get a few groceries and my parents had my dog outside. Well as I drive off my dog starts chasing after me 🥺😭 but his face when I pick him up 😍

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Not a fan of sweets but I don’t dare break my mothers heart when she brings home a DOZEN @CrumblCookies not realizing how massive in size they are and asking if I’ll eat them and if they will freeze ok. My mum is the cutest.

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Idk if I’ve ever smiled this much

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

@KelsWendlandt Say Fort Wayne

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

One of my now greatest life achievements is successfully predicting the winner AND THE FINAL SCORE of the championship game before this all began.
My research? A gut feeling a month ago and not looking at my bracket until today 😅

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

One time I took a book into a dive bar and months later this haunts me because the bartender asks me how my book club is going and now I am committed to that lie instead of being committed to the fact that I bring books into bars.

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Seeking a career where I lay in bed eating chicken nuggets and watch Judge Judy every day.

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

@KelsWendlandt I mean tbf…if I was half of you…I’d be content

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

I’ve been working since 8 am and just got done at midnight. I haven’t eaten today and figured I would just go to bed. THIS MAN LADIES AND GENTS. Bribes a bar to get me food. The bar is forever HIM.

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

One year ago today I met the most incredible man that broke through all my BS excuses of why I didn’t want a relationship. The patience of this man is just one of the many reasons he stole muh heart ❤️

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

There was a Mac n cheese bar crawl in Chicago 6 days ago and I’m super sad I did not know of this. I will be attending next year.

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Nothing is sexier than a man that makes plans

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

@KelsWendlandt I think I manifested that navy guy. Sry

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

@KelsWendlandt Joe burrow it is 🤷🏼‍♀️

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

For a girl that has to be in a ball gown this Saturday I sure don’t care about my carb intake…also I don’t have a gown either…

Side note: I make amazing banana bread and it’s worth every carb

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

@keepcalmKari_on Yes! Like thanks but I probably still dont trust you ya know?

[chicken nugget @cwaldt04]

Ethical question here:

If someone’s apology or ‘act’ is self-motivated, is it genuine?