moondog

🌙FMU 21’ and trying my best 🥲

[moondog @Cwatson760]

OMG. My fiancé’s dads friends deer cam. WTF

[moondog @Cwatson760]

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.

Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.

[moondog @Cwatson760]

@jonathanseal777 The adderall can only do so much in a day!

[moondog @Cwatson760]

And on this episode of “KJ’s won’t have it!”

[moondog @Cwatson760]

happy fall yall!

[꩜ @laylology]

as a 4.7 magnitude earthquake hit manhattan i couldn't help but wonder...was my relationship with big structurally sound enough to withstand the impact?

[moondog @Cwatson760]

why are they so “high” ?

[moondog @Cwatson760]

I ate dinner, drank two cocktails, three cookies and did Pilates after!

[moondog @Cwatson760]

No line at Bojangles… happy new year to me

[moondog @Cwatson760]

@pate_gardner YES

[Alex @AlexCPennington]

Dystopian hellscape of the day: locked down in an Olive Garden in Lewiston, Maine because of an active shooter and they’re still cooking and serving food

[moondog @Cwatson760]

Me: “ what drink should I get?”

Waitress in Florence:
“how fruity of a girl are you?”

Me:

[moondog @Cwatson760]

@pate_gardner You are #kenough

[moondog @Cwatson760]

The back of my grandmas toilet

[moondog @Cwatson760]

@yayduh Ayyyyeeee 👀🥂

[moondog @Cwatson760]

Yeah I’m approachable at the bar

*me at the bar*

[moondog @Cwatson760]

They are hiring a big booty women supervisor job at the mall if anyone needs some extra income !!

[moondog @Cwatson760]

If you catch me in the grocery store you’re getting served one of two looks. Today was the left 😂

[moondog @Cwatson760]

Asking my best friend to come over hit a lot different on this…

[moondog @Cwatson760]

“I am going to take a piss during edging”- Adrianna Gardner after checking blink 182’s set list for a bathroom break