chris

all this from a slice of gabagool?

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Boman_Eric Gotta give it a good churn!

[Wizzurd @WizzurdX]

Would be cool to see this picture of the picture of the picture of the Geddy Lee picture that got RTed 2112 times get RTed 2112 times.

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Boman_Eric Vaxigheen

[Eric Boman @Boman_Eric]

tom brady drinks warm skim milk at night to fall asleep

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Boman_Eric Are you Q?

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Donald_JL00 The information they don’t want you to know!

[chris @cwbolinger]

@3nattyy The fact that you’d rather have these bad boys instead

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

maybe the real stimulus check was the friendship we made along the way

[chris @cwbolinger]

@M_Einspahr @thepersonthat @Boman_Eric perfect time for some quick vacuuming

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Donald_JL00 I think it’s a cool concept to just keep it, sort of like how soccer clubs don’t rely on a mascot to be identified.

[The Associated Press @AP]

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.

#APracecall

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Boman_Eric @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Deal breaking policy! Bad for the people! I bet #JoJorgensen2020 fully supports! SAD! No Tyson in Tonige!

[chris @cwbolinger]

@_brandonian_ @SofGoodman Disperse the snackos proportionately, comrade

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

gonna be a no norgensen from me

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Boman_Eric Big if true

[Very Baseball Moments @verymlb]

Astros-shaming has entered the Supreme Court confirmation hearings:

“I'd like to talk about the Houston Astros, who are miserable cheaters.”

(Via @msully_94)

[chris @cwbolinger]

@Boman_Eric Day 1 Update: This is v confusing

[chris @cwbolinger]

Got a banjo today, pretty stoked