Bryan

Single father of one, cynic, kid money sex books movies aka candyballs. Make me laugh.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@ValerieVaughn @oreillyauto @MrsAndiAvalon Auto parts do cost money, but that was definitely a very kind and wonderful gesture. That store manager was a moron.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@yellz0 No.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@kevin_nealon Make sure you feed them a nutritious lunch. Don't let David gorge on candy.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@KWCH12 No bad comb over, don't see it.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@AnthonyCumia I cried, touching story.

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

My 6th grade commencement ceremony. My date became an A-10 Warthog pilot and was shot down over Kuwait in ‘91. She was captured by Iraqi troops that had occupied the country. She hid a grenade in her pants and actually said “This is Cumia country” before pulling the pin. I’ll never forget her.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@hwinkler4real An excellent beard.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@KAKEnews Goodbye yellow brick road, hello Hershey highway. Hes in for some fun.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@Plontus_ I can't unsee this so it will replace their faces permanently. Thanks for that.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@littlefitdevil Sandwiches.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@KWCH12 Just now figured that out? Good thing you folks are on top of things.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@nypost How do you know, New York Post? Are you subscribed?

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@USATODAY You ppl at USAtoday are kinda special, huh? I used to read your paper. I won't make that mistake again.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Your Comedic Salve will never be replaced for our wounded souls! Thanks for ALWAYS being our Dr FEELGOOD 🫵🏾‼️ @colbertlateshow

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@KAKEnews The entire list is 6. Most of Kansas is towns.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@KWCH12 Moron

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@Nerdrotics @disparutoo Everyone who played cbgbs had to ignore the dogshit on the floor, so yes.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@KAKEnews @lilyobrienkake These types of scams are ALL over the place, how do ppl fall for them?

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@Nerdrotics I followed because of that stupid article. Tell them thanks for clubbing me in to your twitter.

[Bryan @cwbyfrmhell]

@marknorm He looks like a really laid back/chill dictator from south America. He doesn't order executions, he asks politely.