Craig W. Carlson

Owned by cats.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you don't have empathy with animals, you don't have empathy.

[Will Arnett™ @arnettwill]

This... http://t.co/rxDUSQpDUA

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

@robdelaney Dick Cheese? (Not to be confused with Richard Cheese.)

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@MicheleBachmann Congrats on Minnesota passing marriage equality!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Area Man Now Checks Inside Boat In Driveway Every Morning http://t.co/7NMiM8JG9x

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

The only downside to Microsoft coming out with a new Xbox is gamers will have to leave the house to get it.

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

@DamienFahey @SethMacFarlane Actually, the FBI should investigate those who gave a "Thumbs Up" for "liking" terrorists.

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

@DougBenson Are they EVIL scallops?

[The Comic's Lounge @TheComicsLounge]

Retweet if.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨you thought something was on your screen.

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

Making my Easter chili. Love that habanero burn on Easter morning.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

That Russell Crowe has still not got it! #Oscars

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

I knew it! Russel Crowe is a cyborg! (And, he can't sing.) #oscars

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

No more Mr. Nice Djesus #djesusuncrossed

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

@rainnwilson "Hollywood types should keep their opinions to themselves. Unless ... their opinions align with yours." Or, they are funny.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Surprise! See what happens when you Google 'tilt' on your iPhone http://huff.to/gxwvOZ

[NPR @NPR]

Photo: http://tumblr.com/xu81ztwjeq

[Jim Butcher @longshotauthor]

Ghost Story. Finished. :)

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

@kare11 The "white smoke" you are seeing near the gas main fire is probably just snow melting and steaming from the heat.

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

@Heather_Poole What I see is that the FAA rule gets diluted because people see it as being too broad and start to ignore it for all devices.

[Craig W. Carlson @cwc33d]

@Heather_Poole Yes, it's a tough position for FAs. My girlfriend is a FA and we talk about this all the time.