C.W. "Doormani" Gardner

#Doormani lifestyle brand creator | Doorman | Notary | Treasure hunter | Author of 'The Boy Who Never Became a Man' | Former U.S. Senate candidate #AvantiDomani

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

It's official, I'm a self-published children's book author. 'The Boy Who Never Became a Man' is now on sale at https://t.co/RZO0rICaif. It's the story of a little boy named Josh and his unfruitful pursuit of Manhood.

https://t.co/tqpo36mkpL

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

@HunterBiden What are your top 3 Fleet Foxes songs? Mine are Helplessness Blues, White Winter Hymnal, and Blue Spotted Tail. Ragged Wood just misses the podium by a hair. Much love on the sobriety. I know the battle well. #12Years

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

#CartBlanche

[Danielle Allentuck @d_allentuck]

Miles Mikolas, first player this season to take the bullpen cart

[DP @CAPTAINPEARLNYK]

If I'm bro with the backwards hat this is getting framed in my house.

[Harry J Dunne @HarryJDunne]

bcc: @cwg18 @HawleyMO
#TooHighLevelForSchmitt

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

"I really had to be a better example for my son. I really couldn't let him see me doing that."

– @HiMyNameIsSeton on his alcohol sobriety journey.

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

#PotForPotholes
#GardnerForMO

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

.@HiMyNameIsSeton reflects on his sobriety journey as he approaches 1,000 days without alcohol.

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

#RIPMerle
#IfICouldOnlyFly

[Ben Krumsieg @BenKrumsieg]

Happy 10 year anniversary to @cwg18 killing Merle Haggard on his birthday! Merle would have been 89 today. RIP Merle... and The Writer's Block @dgoold @hochman @Ben_Fred

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

@hochman @BenKrumsieg @dgoold @Ben_Fred I thought we were gonna get through the day without a mention of it, dammit.

#RIPMerle

[JC Hoops @JacksonCollier]

My dad got tickets to The Masters one year and took a friend of his. Apparently they were walking around the grounds, marveling at Augusta's beauty and what have you. Normal stuff for a really cool experience.

At some point, they got hungry, so of course went to get some food. Everything was inexpensive, great. Part of the charm. My dad told his friend he had to get the pimento cheese, because that's *the* thing to do at the Master's (no clue if that's true or not - my dad's words).

His friend just said okay, got a pimento cheese, wolfed it down, and that was the end of it.

That night, back at their hotel, the friend got ill. Like, deathly ill, getting sick, fever, hives, the whole thing. They went to a hospital and the friend recovered enough for them to drive home. To this point, my dad still had no clue what in the world had happened.

By the time my dad drops his friend off at his house back in Arkansas, he said to my dad: "those pimentos will get you!"

This man was allergic to pimentos. Ate the pimento cheese sandwich anyway. When my dad asked why in the world he ate the sandwich anyway, the friend responded with: "I wanted the full Master's experience!"

I think of this story every time I see a Master's menu.

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

@CharlieMarlow_ Why do you hate working class folks, Mr. Glendale?

- Doormani

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

@hochman @Tdonsmith4 They had a shower.

[Oasis @oasis]

"When I saw the reaction to the photo, it was obvious to me that this wasn’t a single event. The photograph was the beginning of something. I felt strongly that this needed to be documented. There was no facade, this was genuine." (Simon Emmett).
The Oasis Live '25 Opus - The Official Photographic Chronicle of the Oasis Live '25 Tour - Browse editions and pre-order your copy here
👉https://t.co/vQtxhOwgfG

[Chancellor Johnson @ChancellorTV]

The Big 12 is a premier basketball conference and Kansas City treats the tournament as such.

As someone who went to Arizona State and covered multiple Pac-12 tournaments in Vegas— from a basketball perspective it doesn’t even compare.

Also, the fans who are pushing this switch haven’t been here long enough to start making demands.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

On top of the -92K this month, also -69K in downward revisions from December and January. Pretty bad, I'd say.

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

I understand why they're doing it, but it's kind of funny that people who changed the Department of Defense's name to the "Department of War", explaining that real men don't hide behind euphemisms, now refuse to formally acknowledge the obvious fact that America is at war.

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

The hardest part of a limited two week military engagement is the first six years.

[Chris Gloninger, CCM, CBM @ChrisGloninger]

Steve Milloy looked at one month in one city, found a 1°F departure from average, and declared victory over physics.

Meanwhile his own data table shows exactly the warming trend he's trying to deny. The recent years are right there, Steve. Top half of the column. Keep looking.

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

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[Camus @newstart_2024]

RFK Jr. just shared something that will shock a lot of people:

“I always imagined Republicans got together thinking how to screw the poor and help the rich… but in this administration, everyone is narrowly focused on solving big problems and making the country work.”

He continues:

The idealism and sheer competence of the people around him — in the White House and at HHS — is genuinely inspiring.

He admits he hadn’t spent much time with Republicans before, and what he expected is the opposite of what he’s seeing.

In 1 minute and 8 seconds, he flips a long-held stereotype and paints a picture of a team driven by problem-solving, not ideology.

Love him or not, this candid reflection from inside the administration feels refreshingly honest.

What surprises you most about his take — the idealism, the competence, or the fact he’s saying it at all?

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The American right spent decades trying to deny that this technology worked, and then eventually brute physics is forcing them to admit that yes, it does actually work.

Reality denial has limits.