Chris White

F1 fan, Petrol head, major Queen fan (the rock band that is), the man largely behind Velocity Kinetics. Amateur cook/chef. Stratocaster player. Suzuki driver.

[Bob Fischer @Bob_Fischer]

Just spent 30 mins in my GP's waiting room, overhearing a string of upset, baffled older people protesting that they couldn't download the app, follow the link etc. The speed with with companies and businesses have pursued merciless digital exclusion absolutely boils my piss.

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Any cunts who use disabled parking spaces when they're not supposed to should get a one year driving ban. You're not a 'geezer' or 'a bit cheeky'. You're a shit.

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

Trying to listen to a ZZ Top whilst I did some chores. 8 minute video on @YouTube, adverts pre video understandable but annoying. 4 minutes in more adverts which was a pain as I was unable to stop what I was doing. 9 minutes of adverts happened. Longer than the fucking video.

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

On hearing about RoosterTeeth going under, it makes me sad and also thankful that their videos made me laugh during times where I thought I wouldn't.

"You have a screwdriver sticking put your head!"

That will always be my favourite

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

Drivescore - updated review https://t.co/dw8F23nvGY

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

@WilliamsSupport I'd hope they don't let Albon go, I think him and stability give Williams the greatest chance of getting back to maximum points regularly (I.e. p5/6

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

Boss has asked me to simplify a report to make it faster to produce. The number of "tweaks" has put it back to as complicated as it used to be. Good for my CV I guess, but certainly not my sanity.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Watching tv 30 years ago there were only 4 channels so you had to suffer the boring programmes (veg) to get to the good stuff (dessert). Now with streaming services everyone can can go straight to dessert and skip the veg. Because of this our brains have become diabetic.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It's never your successful friends posting pictures with motivational quotes. The same thing applies to leadership quotes/graphics. It's always the most toxic bosses who think they're the bees-fucking-knees of leadership.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

House sellers should have to pay for the survey rather than house buyers. It should be the sellers responsibility to verify they're selling a house in good nick and price it accordingly, not on what you think it's worth before it's condition is known.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

All cars should have physical controls - using a touch screen to change the heating is just as dangerous as using your phone to change tracks on Spotify. Bring back big buttons, dials, and sliders.

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

@WilliamsSupport @f1lover75 @GulfOilIntl Gulf colours will never not look good

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

After a near car crash yesterday on the M25 where it was impossible to get any closer to the rear car in front without hitting, I cannot stop replaying it in my mind. Even when I just tap the brakes it is auto-replay.

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

It may have been 60 seconds max, but it has been the boost I needed #p1

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

Woke up this morning to cat insurance renewal quote. After 7 years of driving my quote has doubled to be nearly where it was when I got my first car right after passing my test. #theivingbastards

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

@greateranglia Not that I saw, but there are no other blue badge bays at that station, it's there or nowhere.

[Chris White @cwhite90999]

@greateranglia I know rail replacement toward Ipswich has been last minute, but not amongst the smartest of ideas letting the coach park to let it block the blue badge bays in Bury St Edmunds

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Everyone should be forced to work in a customer facing role for two years. People might be nicer to each other then.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Members of Parliament salary should be attendance related. No show, no money. If their attendance falls below a certain level, they should forfeit their seat and not be allowed to contend the by-election.