C-WILL

I’m what the kids call a degenerate

[Mat Smith @RealMatSmith]

Y’all literally can’t do anything right huh?

[amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ @amandalorian_]

some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird

[Vic Lombardi @VicLombardi]

Let me make this very easy for you:

There does not exist a single team in the NBA that wouldn't trade its best player for Nikola Jokic. Not one. Not even your Mavericks. That's my definition of an MVP. Also, I aint reading all that.

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Wtf @Spotify ?

[DNVR Rockies @DNVR_Rockies]

Some of our favorite highlights from Charlie Blackmon’s 14 seasons with the Rockies💜

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

“Did he just put in a $10, 9 leg parlay that has no chance of hitting?”

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Cool hot girlfriend on your Instagram story dude. I hope you fucking die

[Vic Lombardi @VicLombardi]

I understand there’s a national Zyn shortage. This should be the biggest story in America.

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

she pull that beaver out i’m like dam

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

Two guys arguing in the group chat and I’m thumbsing up every few messages like I’m Tony Reali on Around the Horn

[Vic Lombardi @VicLombardi]

This ugly trend of gyms removing basketball courts to make room for pickleball is the first sign of societal Armageddon. What are we doing?

[Patrick Lyons @PatrickDLyons]

Colorado led for 8.5 innings and nearly ended their 28-game trailing streak.

Instead, the Miami Marlins walk it off in the 10th.

Rockies surpass the 1910 STL Browns and have trailed a 29-straight games to start their season.

It's the longest streak in the history of baseball.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Just called. What kind of "gambling help line" doesn't give picks? Total waste of an hour.

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

The Los Angeles Lakers blowing a 20-point lead to the Denver Nuggets, missing a wide open game winner, getting a dagger shoved in their hearts and then blaming the game on the refs is one of the best events that has occurred in world history.

[C-WILL @cwill420]

It’s a great day to hit a parlay