Calorie

So far, you have survived 100% of your worst days

[Calorie @cwillis31]

If I send you TikTok’s, I promise you it’s worth it 🤣 this app I swear

[Calorie @cwillis31]

I’m ready for warm weather, sunny skies and a Morgan Wallen concert.

[Calorie @cwillis31]

I feel like I haven’t slept in weeks 🙄😴

[BigDrippo☔️ @itsBigDrip]

Food gives you energy

Me after eating:

[Calorie @cwillis31]

One of my favorite things about myself is that I hide snacks in both my offices and then get a “sweet” surprise the next week 🍭🍫

[Calorie @cwillis31]

Woke up at 2:20am with the song WAP stuck in my head...🤔

[Calorie @cwillis31]

I was looking at my bank account...I spent $130 on my dog...JUST YESTERDAY...you don’t even wanna know prior to that 😱🐶😅

[Calorie @cwillis31]

Talk to me...don’t yell OR I WILL YELL BACK AND CRY BECAUSE ITS TAKING ME A LOT TO NOT PUNCH YOU ▪️ IN THE FACE

[Calorie @cwillis31]

Times like now, when I’m so sleepy. Make me wish I was a cow in a field and could just be lazy all day

[Sydney Gallagher @sydswag2]

I am not a morning person nor will I ever be a morning person

[Calorie @cwillis31]

@AshleyBishop01 Perfect! Because I have been wanting too!!

[Calorie @cwillis31]

“I’m gonna get to bed early tonight😋”...11:50 pm rolls around..”well shit, there is always tomorrow “😒😣

[Calorie @cwillis31]

Crappy part about growing up? You lose like 70% of your friends. No ones fault, but still sucks 💔

[Bry Adè @BryAdee]

i’m bothered lmao

[Calorie @cwillis31]

People...it’s still hot outside...you will sweat...WEAR DEODORANT 🤢🤮

[Calorie @cwillis31]

$1 fall decorations at the dollar store...I’m gonna need a second job

[Calorie @cwillis31]

@vivalacindy_ @SadieTumbleson Ummm no, pretzels....BUH BYE

[Calorie @cwillis31]

‘‘Tis the season where my boyfriend works on things in the garage and we don’t speak for days 😅

[Calorie @cwillis31]

@SadieTumbleson Yup! My boyfriend has to do that at his work