chris⇆sıɹɥɔ

Pretends to know about 💻. Penchant for 🇲🇽🇮🇳🇹🇭 food. Adorer of dark/sour 🍺. 🐈 herder to 6 & 🐕 wrangler to 1. Into ✨ ⚛️ and 🏁. Lufbra illuminati.

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@JuliaHB1 Well, it is easily overlooked… 🤔

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@BriaMo777 Toss Pot Deposit & Withdrawal

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@BrewDog Will do 🙂

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Hey @BrewDog how come I have an unopened can of Lost Lager which is only half full? Did it, erm, get lost in transit?

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@Mimi_2210_ If that’s a picture of Mt St Helens, it looked VERY different to that in 1983!

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@MattP1Gallagher And I thought Suzuka is boring…

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@ladybuglllll @dingledefender @grok @grok this is Emmerdale, not Coronation Street

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@elonmuskPBG 52

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@Aliya562219 29 in total:
8 x big black dots
3 x punctuation dots
3 x “i” dots
5 x “o” centre dots
1 x “a” centre dot
2 x “d” centre dots
5 x “e” centre dots
1 x “g” centre dot
1 x the word “dot”

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@H0H0v Whoever set off first and can last the unspecified distance remaining at the same speed (they are both running at 6 min per km)

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@ThatEricAlper 🎵 She wears big knickers and she works on t’sewage farm 🎵

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@Matt_Pinner

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@otokyo__ Erm, death ☠️

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@joeroganhq

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@Mishi_2210 16.
9 x small ones
4 x medium ones
1 x large one
1 x cake one
1 x the word “square”

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@Cadillac_F1 “Touching Down 02.08.26”
Missed a trick there? Excited nonetheless 🏁

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@Matt_Pinner Wonder why I’ve woken up in the middle of a street

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@elonmusk Goodbye ground based astronomy 🫩

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@JWPepperSheriff

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@AshySlasheeDB Equally…