Cathy Witalka

Minneapolitan. Book lover. Wear a mask. Wash your hands.

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My favorite merit badge.

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@RobertConner @NHL Yep. Cup is meaningless. VGN won. Hysterical.

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@RussoHockey Or as Cosmo Kramer would say, "Giddyup!".

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@ronsterd89 Those aren't pantyhose. Those are stockings.

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@thorku @RussoHockey @nytimes Clampett?

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@jwpmckinnon @Mikedogy22 @DownGoesBrown You seem smart. And stable!

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@NJ68W @NHLRumourReport Is your actual name Head Wound Harry?

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@StayingPoor @coreypronman World class derp.

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@david_mcca5428 @ronsterd89 Marianne was a star by about'65 covering As Tears Go By. I post with love, not confrontation.

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@blacknight6575 @ProRightMemes This sort of objectification is beyond disgusting.

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@PopInStock @Chal_oner24 @puckempire Boo hoo. Every time that "my" team or any other team has taken postseason injury hits all that I ever hear repeatedly is that everyone plays hurt postseason. That's hockey.

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@JarrettLord @n140067 @DailyFaceoff Racist asshole

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@JarrettLord @n140067 @DailyFaceoff Well thanks for being so up front about your racism. Those of us who actually live in Minneapolis appreciate it.

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@P_Can01044 @JarrettLord @DailyFaceoff That ain't a happening.

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@Jacob_J_Nelson @RussoHockey I am born and bred Cleveland (Wild hardcore since 2001) and a lot of us feel a kinship with our brothers and sisters up the Lake Erie shoreline.

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@10k_Takes @RussoHockey @TaraBayles The Wild are my team through and through. But I grew up in Cleveland and our crushing heartbreaks have names. Red Right 88. The Fumble. The Shot. And that was just 1980-89.

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@ReactionSports9 @RussoHockey @spardisjx You seem smart.

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@wiseeeguyy @RussoHockey Can I come over to your place with a hammer and break a bone in your foot and then watch you "play through it"?

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@FMLALOVER666 @RussoHockey Everyone who actually "hearted" this post? I pray to Jebus that you never ever sit in my section next season lest I be tempted to skull fuck you with a tire iron.

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@haterz_playa @RussoHockey What's a "bro fuck"?

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@paulbunyan97 @AndyHerlofsky27 @JimmyBroll3 @Swedishpeenpump @RussoHockey How do we blacklist homophobic rage monkeys?