Carol Warrington

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@ShenkLarry

Bob asked me to share this with you.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb!
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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@toys_retro I used mine just last night 😂

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BirthsFair beautiful hungry piglets having a feast.

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@PunchPuff Oh Katie I am so sorry. I hope you know that so many others love and want you in their lives! ❤️

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@Louiza12 @cwpost is not a school, but is a person. Please check your tags before you use them.

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@mcfrsPIO Where is this happening?

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH It is more a word association page. They give you 12 words and you have to figure out 4 groups of 4 words. They explain it much better if you decide to try it. The problem is figuring out their groupings.

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Have you tried the NYT game called Connections?

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Wordle 789 3/6*

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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Congratulations!

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Wordle 783 4/6*

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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@WTOP Why is there a helicopter flying over Greencastle & Robey Rds for the last hour?

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Wordle 775 3/6*

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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Wordle 772 4/6*

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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Wordle 765 5/6*

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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Not my day today

Wordle 763 X/6*

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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@BruceMcClureNH Wordle 761 4/6*

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[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@HillaryHowardDC @WTOP @PoPville @ARLnowDOTcom @STATter911 Congratulations Hillary my husband and I have been listening to you for years. Have a great retirement, you deserve it!

[Carol Warrington @cwpost]

@PunchPuff Please tell him I hope he’s feeling better soon!