Carl Steinbach

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Two nieces, two very different styles of communication:

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Yesterday I saw a 1994 4Runner on the freeway with the license plate "94runer." I just want to say that "94unner" would have been better.

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Oakland Hills

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Rodney Brooks shares his thoughts on Noam Chomsky with the Boston Globe:
https://t.co/DY3QhrYiyi

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@joygao It's hard to believe, but in the 50s many programmers wrote machine language (1s and 0s), as illustrated by this recruiting ad from 1960:

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@marvinvonhagen This is old hat. We already know that the ideal programmer refuses to discuss life, existence, or sentience.

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@julianhyde Badlands probably comes the closest to that vision.

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Errol Morris v Terrence Malick:
Gates of Heaven / Days of Heaven
The Thin Blue Line / The Thin Red Line

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Rokorolling or a Rokoroll is an internet meme wherein the victim is tricked into reading a description of Roko's Basilisk.

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And for those who don't follow the academic hair scene, that luscious mane in the background belongs to Steven Pinker.

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The risks of having your own signature hairstyle:

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RISC vs CISC, according to Ward & Halstead:

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The entirety of pg. 169 from Patrick Henry Winston's "Artificial Intelligence" 3ed:

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https://t.co/SIA6mqKiIz

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Here's another recruiting ad from the May 1960 issue of Scientific America, this time for Project Pluto:

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The problem with the project and the issue that led to its cancelation four years later was that they planned to use a nuclear ramjet engine for propulsion, which meant that the missile would spew a deadly trail of radioactive fallout wherever it flew.