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meep moop mop meepity meep moop

[cally @cwyant8]

“green apple floko and fruit loops isn’t an acceptable breakfast” …yeah ok don’t gaslight me into putting milk in my cereal pls

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@eatyoveggies2 girl we as a society shoulda never stopped

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will i be at this double feature? absolutely. will i be able to keep myself together emotionally after this double feature? my guess is no. #Barbenheimer

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my red flag is that i get pibb xtra in my chipotle water cup every damn time

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i know for most people brunch means breakfast/lunch but to me it just means mimosas

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the last time i broke a bone i rated it a 6/10 on the pain scale, but every-time i step into the shower after unknowingly getting a sunburn on my scalp it’s an 11/10

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wikipedia is so much more reliable than my high school teachers led me to believe

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tell me im wrong. #QueenCharlotteNetflix

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something that doesn’t sit right with me is cooking raw meat in an air fryer. we have to draw the line somewhere, just use the stovetop im begging

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kim wearing all of the pearls that ripped off the marilyn monroe dress to the met #MetGala2023

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

“History tends to repeat itself”

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they are bootleg jason bateman and kaitlin olson in the best way #TheOtherTwo

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@CoopieSelf heard that

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one minute im sitting with tears in my eyes gagging in front of a poor nurse and then 10 seconds later its over and we both have to pretend everything’s fine?

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being swabbed for strep has to be one of the most humbling experiences

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“i have to go WHERE?” -i’m assuming @stoolpresidente upon hearing that syracuse has won best bar town in america #SyracuseBBT

[cally @cwyant8]

all you need for a successful date is a cold drink and some form of hot meat

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the platform trend has gone TOO FAR. soon enough we will have evolved back to sneaker wedges, do we want that? do we really want that?

[cally @cwyant8]

my mom asked me why my nails were yellow today and i had to admit that it was because of self tanner and not jaundice. my livver hasnt failed me yet dont worry