Cierra 🤍

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você já calculou quantas horas de sono vai ter, mas não consegue dormir e o número só vai diminuindo

[Quel P. @QuelPhew77]

He should be in prison for raping that woman

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me after saying “excuse me” TWICE:

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I need the girls to get DISGUSTED by a man never buying flowers, planning dates, building a bond, investing in & pouring love + effort into a good hearted woman that deserves it. GET DISGUSTED.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who shared an instant😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Stole her crown and her wig the men in this show don’t give a fuck about nothing

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

daemon after he found out the person riding sheepstealer was his own daughter: #houseofthedragon

[SieZer 🀄️ @SiezerW]

In fact I look younger than him 👀💁
#hotd

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Now that I'm watching House of the Dragon and learning the history of Westeros, Robert Baratheon really had some nerve sitting on the Iron Throne.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Our nose ring are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

How the fuck are we going to sexualize a CELLPHONE IN A POCKET ???

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

How I feel after deep cleaning my room and taking a shower

[BUILD MORE HOUSING! @Dartagan_Llore]

Lindsey Graham said that Joe Biden would be dead by the end of the year.

Joe Biden eating breakfast this morning:

[вlαnc @dqveed]

He also rapes children. Shut the fuck up

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[*ੈ✩ liéma @hearts444liemaa]

Yall think provider just means money? 🤣 this why yall lost.

[keke @diiorr05]

i would gladly stfu for a nigga if he was doing what he suppose to honestly

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“Well, somebody better be dying!”

“I’m dying.”

That exchange is one of the funniest examples of how Shrek the Third uses timing to land a joke.