Chris Johns

feed two birds: black and yellow. two more words: hello hello

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

Thanks mom an dad for making me the man I am today. I couldn’t have done it without your love and mercy.

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

Who wants to purchase me a new copy of Lee Durkee’s novel—“Stalking Shakespeare”? I’m borderline obsessed ;)

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@JoeBiden

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Thanks mom an dad for making me the man I am today. I couldn’t have done it without your love and mercy.

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

Looking for a miracle…

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

I want to join icp biden but my father says that’s too extreme. What do I do?

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Lol

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

Get Biden on the phone I want to have a chat

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

Does anyone need material—music in particular—to help their creative projects hit the next level? If so you can call me Goal Reacher. Or content creator for Long.

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@tonguefetish777 @jenseits__ Disgusting. You belong in prison.

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@1000waystod1e Um. My phone just kind of showed me this idk why or how fully. Honestly —- what is love?

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Shout out to GHOST.

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It’s all about the Music.

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Oh and almost forgot. Luciferian ferrarri drivers snake eyes men? Mormons? Saints? Be good. Haw haw.

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

Woke up extra early today and “Gee Oh Dee” gave me this message for you Exxers and exxons out there, herd? Forget the 99 for a minute and seek the lost one. Aka neo aka me. Call it the Chris Johns Show when you’re streetwise tho if you even are. Pace le Monde. 👽

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@chromesandwich Cough.

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@chromesandwich Poe monument cough cough

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@chromesandwich Another small word of advice, Frenchie: go to your nearest public library and check out a copy of the Quran. Whatever you do don’t burn one until I give the signal—capiche?

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King David withdrew three smooth stones from the creek to fight Goliath. But all it took was one Lucky Strike and Israel was saved instantaneously. Unfortunate for todays youth that no kingly men exist. No one. Unless they’re on a neon sign.

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@chromesandwich And eyyyeeeeeee will allllwaaaaayyyyyysssssbloooovvvvveeee uuuuuUuuUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu and iiiEEEEEeeiiieieieieieieieieieiieiei WILL. ALWAYS. L 00 V E u :)

[Chris Johns @cxejohns]

A problem with digital global communication is that moods ebb and flow naturally according to circadian rhythms, times of day in other words, and time zones etc. that is to point out that east coast and west coast will always have tension because we are out of sync, literally.