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[Cait @cxitlan]

im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

[໊ @user0000O0]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[Blu ✮⋆˙ @sweetleaaff]

Limp Bizkit was right, everything is fucked and everybody sucks

[rachel yara @bugposting]

most deranged part of being in ♥️ is seeing any two animals or inanimate objects near each other and immediately thinking “that is literally us”

[Aine Kerr @AineKerr]

Angry this morning on behalf of all women, the runners amongst us who can’t do the same route two days in a row, who change the departure times, who run with keys in hand, who have friends on speed dial, who run forward while regularly checking backwards
https://t.co/Agg8E73DWy

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

On sexual harassment allegations made of Boris Johnson’s father, Nadine Dorries said “I don’t believe it happened. It never happened to me. Perhaps there is something wrong with me.”

Let’s unpack why this is so dangerous:

[Cait @cxitlan]

Me the morning after a heavy night out

[Cait @cxitlan]

@robert_haylock Don’t contact me ever again.

[Cait @cxitlan]

It’s me. I’m bitches.

[Cait @cxitlan]

@finnwinn99 @robert_haylock You dad says different

[Cait @cxitlan]

im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

[Cait @cxitlan]

Can’t believe MJ has risen from the dead only to tweet a JL boogie

[Michael Jackson @michaeljackson]

Nothing like some Michael Jackson to get Manchester United star Jesse Lingard ready for the next big game!

[Cait @cxitlan]

On Tuesday night I was attacked by three men when I went on a run.

I should be able to go out at night without the threat of being assaulted.

People should feel safe no matter what time . Things need to change.

[Cate @Catherinelc94]

And people wonder why women are so scared to go out. Broad daylight, in a public place with cctv, and people around.. yet they’re still attacked/confronted. They also tried to avoid the confrontation.

[♛ @goyimlife]

Just ordered Uber Eats and this guy pulled up to my yard?

[Cait @cxitlan]

It’s been a weekend at Bernies situation for at least a year

[maybe: clare @clur19]

So when do you think Prince Philip actually died

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Girls only want one thing and it’s to taste Wallace and Gromit ‘s moon cheese and crackers

[Cait @cxitlan]

@robert_haylock I could take you to court but I know our love will always win

[Cait @cxitlan]

my favourite childhood memory is my knees not cracking every time i stand up