curt

UK / Cyber Sec / TFT - unfortunately also a liverpool fan

[Viathan @Viathanlol]

queued bot lane with my mate on nautilus and he hit an absolute blinder of a hook so i typed “w anchor” and he came over and chinned me fair play lad

[curt @cxrtxd]

@rat76012000 i’ll drink to that cheers

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[yuxme @autumn1359]

rule 1: never yearn as a man

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[curt @cxrtxd]

been trying to sleep for like 5 hours but i’m so congested nothing feels comfortable may just bash my head against the wall

[curt @cxrtxd]

this is why you don't go for a drunken 7am 5k run when your immune system is made out of cardboard

[curt @cxrtxd]

when all else fails atleast aram mayhem there for me

[curt @cxrtxd]

broke into turbo illness into work drama into work meeting day that i'm going to have to miss unless i want to be patient zero into moving into ex blowing up at me. absolutely banging times

[curt @cxrtxd]

my goat @lilybug556 got me my goat jhin cards queen shit

[curt @cxrtxd]

@itsabbycat neon gray

[dond @DawnedEUW]

yesterday while I cooked dinner for my son, he was so mature and said, "one day i’ll help you with bills, groceries, and expenses."

my eyes teared up

he’s a 33 year old vayne main

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

A capybara pup has been born at Edinburgh Zoo, the first birth of its kind in Scotland in 18 years 👇

[curt @cxrtxd]

@Axhzri i view rivals as the flex queue version of overwatch, astro inflated homies in that shit

[Snowball❄️🌨️☃️ @lolsnowball_]

hinge girl prompt be like “I’m probably more talented than you” rachel you don’t even know what astro smurfing in hyper piss means

[Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d]

You're in her DMs, I'm in her past. I fumbled her big time bro, nows your chance. Go for it, just be yourself I believe in you. Good luck man