Keshav Bantu

Engineer or whatever.

[Keshav Bantu @cy3erg33k]

Hoping to make soo much bread some day, everyone around me gets to eat triple layered sandwiches.

[Spencer Shulem @Spshulem]

Me and Fable 5 for the 3 days I had her

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when ur friend tells the waiter what you'll be having

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[Keshav Bantu @cy3erg33k]

goddamn

[Andrew McCalip @andrewmccalip]

Get paid to wait

The Claude Code spinner might be the most watched line on Earth.

So I turned it into an ad marketplace.

Advertisers bid on it. You keep 50% of the money.

Install the extension → get cash from ads.

Introducing Kickbacks

[isaacs @izs]

New ai psychosis just dropped: return of the pre Bronze Age bicameral mind

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

Large group travel: IF WE DONT LEAVE THE HOSTEL BY 10:00 IM LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AHHHHH

Small group travel: guys check out my beer mustache aha :)

Solo travel: I am the wretched refuse of the earth, cursed forever to wander with the mark of Cain blazing on my forehead

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[AVB @neural_avb]

Wake up babe THE Claude Code guy dropped a free masterclass on harness engineering

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

Why does nobody question the fact that bugs can just walk on walls. How can they do that.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

excellent use of freewill

[Avishar Dutta @AvisharDutta]

Why the hell is HAL Airport not even in Bangalore??? Circa 1965

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[NAJO :p @najuurp]

Gente eu pedi pro meu tio imprimir um pdf e mandei uma figurinha, olha oq ele imprimiu

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

This is my quant

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Tyler @rezoundous]

Opus 4.8 is insane guys. It one shotted my session usage limit.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business