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ew david

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gnocchi. He put on his best banana button-down for the beach today. It gives him confidence. 13/10

[Director @tayallard]

this is all that matters right now

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

Yeah I’m DTF

Doing
The best I can and
Fucking it up anyway

[rafaela silva kim @gotneocity]

when another one bites the dust starts playing

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. -Winnie the Pooh

And so we bid adieu to our bears for the season...

[Sara @sara_anjuli]

Just told my cats to "be excellent to each other".

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Me: it smells like ass in here

Teacher: if you wouldn’t say it in front of your grandma don’t say it here

[at my grandmas house]

Me: it smells like ass in here

Grandma: *hitting Juul* that’s because I shit my pants now shut the fuck up

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Happy Halloween

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

According to Romani folklore, watermelons that aren't eaten in time turn into vampires.

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Alex Saturley @alexabbie_]

Rihanna has feet better looking than my face

[best friends to lovers @despairprincex]

i can’t stop watching this fucking video https://t.co/wcNdIjAMBs

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

At peak season, brown bears can add up to four pounds of weight a day.

Bear 409 looks like she had no trouble with that. (Yes, this is the same bear. We’re screaming.)