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[𝒸𝓉𝑔🪭 @cyananextdoor]

so I made a music twitter! 😋👉🏽@cyanatheGOAT

[𝒸𝓉𝑔🪭 @cyananextdoor]

me 🤝 making music posts no one ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ cares about

[kae 🫧 @selahdaelyn]

i swear every day there’s an accident. what is really going on?

[𝒸𝓉𝑔🪭 @cyananextdoor]

@Jiyah110 no really

[Henny James @ItsHennyJames]

That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Si te perdiste el eclipse solar, así fue como se vio:

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[JOLENE is such a TYRANT 🤠 (spilled💜) @LoyisoMaka84739]

her most non-hit hit.

[𓅃Dr. Sigmund Foid🪶 @YURIM3TH]

how it feels having an auditory processing disorder

[lulu jr. @_lakaiser]

primera persona en mi linea de sangre en leer estas palabras en una misma oración

[RAY @4xCaliban]

You have no idea how dire it is out there.

[yenn💴 @overlyturnt_]

TS IS FMU SOOO BADDDSGAGAHBWHS

[L @OohLaTourIt]

Yall my homegirl sent me the funniest fucking tik tok…I was not expecting this and I cannot stop screaming lmaoooo

[gary (we all love him) @Zyceii]

women married to men named Richard during an emergency:

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Evergreen

[✭King Yunn✭ @KingYunn1]

Never deleting lmaooo

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

Why are threesomes only for sex, why can't I join some random couples in arguments

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

jacquees be doing anything

[PLAYTIME IS OVER @ONIKASCITY]

The og Instagram baddie.