Cyanide

life is a soup. I'm a fork

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It's okay to turn off tv after Kohli's wicket. Go back to work.
#RCBvsLSG

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Dekh dekh bhadwe aise karte hai bowling.
1st over leke ghanta kuch ukhada tune.
Boom Boom
#GTvsMI

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@cervical008 Welcome back❤️

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@cervical008 laut aao bhai

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@cervical008 Kaha gayab the bhai.

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@cervical008 Aaao bhai aaao
Kaise hooo

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Mark zukku india kya aagaya
Instagram Facebook down kar diya bc
#instagramdown #facebookdown

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@ManasSingh1313 @cervical008

[Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother]

Dying is a great way to get people to like you.

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Did anyone else as a kid sleep in car on the way home and know exactly where you are by feeling the car turn?

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Dumbest thing I believed as a child was that once Im 18, my mom won't be able to tell me what to do and what not to do.

[Sandhya Bhadauria @Okk_Sandhya]

I submit my tasks late to raise awareness against deadlines.

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All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.

#Wednesdayvibe

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@Tgifaraaz 💯

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She said she knew a spot and took me to therapy

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What are you doing?

9-year-old: Thinking up kitten names.

Me: We're not getting a kitten.

9: I know. But I'll have names ready just in case.

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@ManasSingh1313 Therapy me hi tha
Laut aya zinda. Ab yahi rahuga.

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

Every Desi Baathroom.

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@anushawrites @elonmusk True! Twitter > threads