Chris Yarie

Now: Engineering management @AledadeACO; previous: engineering @TheDemocrats. China 19 RPCV.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

NIXON: What's this about this I hear about hawks?

EHRLICHMAN: Sir?

NIXON: That woman. Hawk something or other. Buchanan said she might be another Laugh-In.

EHRLICHMAN: Oh. She's... How do I put this...

HALDEMAN: [inaudible]

NIXON: What?

HALDEMAN: [inaudible]

NIXON: My God.

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𖤐 @FwTrippyRaven]

If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@bendreyfuss i love trains but the weirdos responding to this thread have me reconsidering

[Jonathan Swan @jonathanvswan]

When @SpeakerBoehner was recording his audiobook I was told by sources that during these wine-soaked sessions he would deviate from the book’s text and insert random violent attacks on @tedcruz. Well, here’s some tape (listen to the end):

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

And I was like, damn, that's one way to give some commission testimony

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

Man, for a moment, I thought @NationalLanding Rob was on a private plane

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@alongthepike in all seriousness, the park tucked behind the Nature Conservancy building is an actual example of an urban park done well with informative interpretive signage

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@alongthepike stunning; I feel the culture washing over me

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@alongthepike I still laugh and then shake when I think about these renderings with the tiny piers

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@alongthepike didn't realize this was actually listed as a piece of public art: https://t.co/mwpKLIkRFC

(also, hi, from a few blocks away)

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@JakeAnbinder It’s really nice out in nova right now; you’d think that dude should be out campaigning instead of shitposting on twitter??

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@e_m_goldstein In reality; probably nothing. Was leaning Carter for a bit, but was reminded that, at heart, he’s still an exurban democrat, which doesn’t jive with where I am regarding transportation/land use/etc

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

@JakeAnbinder if you wanna get even madder about this, you should street view the area around the Manassas VRE station l

[Chris Yarie @cyarie]

immediate thoughts I had while watching this:
1. man, bears own
2. this bear really owns
3. how much does a nice cabin in TN like that one cost? because I may be in the market if the price is right

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Bear hijacks man's morning to enjoy nice soak in a hot tub https://t.co/OIWs38bUMI