npc scrub

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[Yuyu✨ @PlunYu_]

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. THIS SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME MAN.

[TSA @TSA]

When your game system gets you caught gaming the system...

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

idk who made it but I think about “woah momma they trapped me in the orb” constantly

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[Madame Rusty @MadameRusty]

Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this

[javi @1610SPlDEY]

If I hear that damn melody

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[soli @solisolsoli]

Brünnhilde, 1936

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

Cat From the Wrong Side of the Tracks, Dr. Seuss, oil, 1964

[mig 🍵 @DaftDoggo]

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

[the office posts @THEOFFlCEPOSTS]

today is 4/20

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[Michael Cusack @MichaelRCusack]

2 pictures side by side of the start of Smiling Friends 8 years ago and the end with @psychicpebble and I at Yum Yum donuts in Burbank, California. We would wander around different places in Burbank talking about the show and coming up with episode ideas, which consisted of a lot of imagining what Mr. Frog would smash and destroy around us. We’re so proud of this show and continue to be blown away by the fandom which loves it as much as we do. It was such an insane, amazing journey to make this and we really appreciate everyone who watched it and the incredible crew who worked on it, and of course @adultswim for making it happen. We love you all and thank you for allowing us to make you smile, you made us smile even more!

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

Dispatch: Intoxicated male in a green shirt is down at 1130 North Dearborn and his male White friend the Leprechaun is not helping him.

#ChicagoScanner #Chicago

[digi @airstreaks]

I hate talking stages bruh "what did u do today" I smoked weed played video games and ate pizza rolls Sorry that im a fucking chud

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

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Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen confirmed for Nintendo Switch!
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These download-exclusive titles will be available after the #PokemonDay Presents presentation which begins Friday, February 27, 2026, at 6AM PST. #PokemonFRLG

[(REDACTED) @ntbtstm]

Nathan Fielder goin Dummy

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

have you ever had a day so good it feels like you’re a dog they’re putting down tomorrow