guh's gay boyfriend

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

i may be late to the party but this band *NSYNC is really good

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

if you ever want to feel extremely unathletic and out of shape, take a pilates class

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

did pilates before work this morning #betterthanyou

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

just a room full of uneducated people bruh

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

why is amora talking on love island reunion? you had 2 pixels of screen time, shut the fuck up.

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

leave it up to melanie to stand 10 toes down on some shit she's wrong about. almost worse than sincere #loveisland

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

i was hoping to get laid off from work today. disappointed yet again.

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

so many meanies in the colorado women's hockey community

are they flirting with me?

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

just had my first car dealership experience. made the little man storm off in a huff in sub 5 minutes.
#nomeansno #femboy #tinypenis

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

the beaches of delaware are top tier. i think i'll retire at 23.

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

if you ever have the opportunity to walk an elderly woman across the street, don't.

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

new york city may be the only place where women wear longer shorts than the guys

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

if i played baseball i would just quit. shits boring.

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

drove through new jersey today, looks terrible.

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

nobody loves tate mcrae more than a straight woman with a boyfriend

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

20 minutes into the first episode of Off Campus and I have some questions:

1. who wrote this garbage

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

i like to talk a lot of shit during my 9-5, what are they gonna do, fire me? i'd love that.

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

@Guh4167 only the employed will understand this post Guh 4167

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

top 5 corporate jargons:

5. low hanging fruit
4. bandwidth
3. circling back
2. touch base
1. "can i drive?"

[guh's gay boyfriend @cyberbully67]

i hate boston terriers