Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent

I love Jesus||Cybersecurity||Web 3||Realtor|| content writer||Amos 9:13||Books📚|| @shefiorg S13 ||The gym is the therapy you need!

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

not sure what the love language it is but i genuinely feel my love build up when someone solves a problem for me, or even just attempts to

or make something hard easier for me to engage with

[Purple💜 @_shalommmm]

i have a personal theory that sexual attraction goes beyond just physical looks, sometimes.
not sure anyone would understand me sha.

[Jessica 🗽 @itsOnly_Jessica]

Being cheated on.

You will literally feel like you’re choking on your own heart or someone physically stabbed your heart continuously yet you’re still breathing.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I hate this word “Thanks” so much. If i do something for you and you tell me thanks, I’ll honestly be very reluctant if you come to me for help again. How difficult is it for you to type Thank you like a normal person?

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

@ireteeh Hopefully I enter this year

[chidinma louisa Akubueze @LouisaChidinma]

My husband was gisting me the other day.
He said "God used me to do giveaways for you. You got everything you wanted in a man."
I looked at him and said "babe... you sef why you no pray"

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

I’m not an owning physical business kinda babe.

I think I’m more of an investment babe, like buying them shares, ETFs, bonds, mutual funds, crypto etc.

Also I can invest in physical businesses and get my ROI or even co-own but I don’t think I can do the day to day part.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

That’s his business, he’ll call the coworker & both of us will drive to her house & collect the hamper back.

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

All this comments lmao

Some of you actually need to go outside and touch grass smh

[Ada @adanonso_]

Ladies, let me give you free marriage advice.

On no account should you allow your husband to serve himself soup. I am speaking from experience.

Any day I cook a soup or one of those meals my husband really likes, I make sure I am the one serving it. Because if I mistakenly fall asleep from being tired and this man serves himself…

May God help the pot. By the time I wake up, the soup level has reduced by half.

And don’t even ask about the meat.

The chicken, beef, goat meat, assorted… everything has mysteriously disappeared. What’s left is rich, nutritious soup for me to admire.

The funniest part is that he will confidently tell me, I didn’t even eat that much.

Sir……The evidence is inside the empty pot.

Please tell me I am not the only wife living with a professional protein hunter. 🤣

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

@ko_ceeherself @akintunero Me clapping for others🥲

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

@blackgirl_lala Oh, the place I served wasn’t an accounting firm.

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

I got retained in my PPA coz of my character, when I told my GMD I was leaving, this was his response. And guess what? They weren’t retaining corp members at this time, plus I wasn’t all that in my job, they retained me and wanted to train me coz of my attitude at/to work.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

We have two female NYSC corps members serving in our Office.

One is very friendly. She greets everyone, gets along with the staff, and people genuinely enjoy working with her.

The other can be quite rude. Staff members complain about her attitude regularly.

They’ll be passing out soon, and our boss asked HR to evaluate them because he wants to retain only one person.

The rude one is exceptionally smart. She joined the marketing department and has already closed a deal, while the friendly one is still learning and trying to figure out the job.

If they retain the rude one, she’ll likely produce great results, but her attitude is a major concern.

HR asked everyone for their opinion. Out of 10 staff members, 8 said they shouldn’t retain her. One person even volunteered to train the friendly one. 😂

Character is everything.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

Character is everything 👏👏👏

[Jada Who @jada_what]

when I say I love physical touch this is what I mean!!! not the freak shit y’all are on!!!!

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

@UcheKl What if it’s cardio like skipping?

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

People worth dating aren’t on dating apps.

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

“You look familiar”

I’m always at home, it’s not me.

[Big E 👑 @ebukahhhh]

Personally I will NEVER POST who I am dating sha, never ever! 😂

You fit know say I dey relationship but no one is seeing her

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

All in all, a Pixie curl is definitely the most versatile and least stressful hair you can ever get.

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

@Oluwaseaj 😫

[Somtoochukwu Divine Innocent @CyberDDee]

Ma?

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

Incase nobody told you, your period gets worse as you grow older !!