Eren Güven

Founder @ Fabrik5. Tech leadership and DevOps. Python frontman, Erlang drummer, Zig groupie. Developer, gamer. #tech #science

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

now for our usual JavaScript bashing moment... #javascript #wat #fail #programming

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

> The invariant is already locked, the projection logic is being written fresh, the change is small, and the alternative is shipping a known landmine that arms itself exactly at the Redis split the contract was written for.

Claude my brother in slop, what have you been through?

[dazKind @dazKind]

Since im working on a new backend+database using my fiberus runtime for #Haxe, everybody seems to recommend having a kanban or chat example... well how about kanban+chat+racing? :D

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

AI will be writing 90% of band-aids in 2026

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

@mitchellh live on⚡Zig SHOWTIME at https://t.co/TjhklXrjdN giving a talk about Ghostty: A New Terminal Emulator Written in Zig

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

@EndangeredComic 😅 https://t.co/wGGGpzvc6V

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

Are we all ready for the GPT-4 Developer Livestream? https://t.co/WpdDlyfhyh

[dazKind @dazKind]

Happy to announce we got the first alpha release + some basic documentation for #hxgodot ready! Now let our #haxe adventures in #godotengine finally begin. 🧡
https://t.co/WWgACQC22k

[dazKind @dazKind]

Finally!!! The last nasty memory leak & crash is fixed. Now #haxe's GC works along with #GodotEngine's internals and we get the expected saw-tooth-pattern when monitoring memory & object-count in the editor! Now we are back on track! Signals and Linux Support is next! <3

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

I'm proud to be part of the global @Watsi community, directly funding healthcare for people around the world. Learn more about our shared impact in 2021 and join us in making 2022 a healthier year ahead: https://t.co/r1aVA0yAFx
#healthcare #crowdfunding

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

#JamesWebbSpaceTelescope sun shield, secondary mirror and primary mirror deployed!🎉
#astronomy

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

"This was surprising to me. So much work, energy, and time has gone into creating a trustless distributed consensus mechanism, but virtually all clients that wish to access it do so by simply trusting the outputs from these two companies without any further verification."
#web3

[Moxie Marlinspike @moxie]

Wrote some notes summarizing my first impressions of web3: https://t.co/16MoPROOGc

[dazKind @dazKind]

Another hour of fooling around with #godot, #haxe, more datastructures and I'm well on track running 1000+ ships at an acceptable framerate. I dont think I need that many in the end but it's great to uncover the engine's performance patterns. <3

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

SpaceX Crew Dragon Demo-2 launch stream starting soon! https://t.co/geQZI6rujw

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

@_tomchristie sure go ahead, DMs open

[dazKind @dazKind]

Testing collision avoidance like a... well I'd love to say pro, but, u know... AT LEAST IT WORKS xD <3 #haxe #drones #UAV

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

@LEC @Kia_Motors @G2esports @MisfitsGG grabbz

[dazKind @dazKind]

Going with the time means embracing the shit that happens! I present my new startup: An autonomous toilet paper delivery service called "FlyWipe".
Prototype works. Taking SeriesA investments now!
#COVIDー19 #ToiletPaperPanic #haxe #UAV
#droneoftheday #startup #JustKidding 😜

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

as I `kubectl get` through production namespace
I take a look at my graphs and realize there's not much cpu left
we've been deployin' and scalin' so long, that
even our cloud provider thinks our bill is wrong
#kubernetes

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

#MercuryTransit live stream https://t.co/gyGFFERLst

[Eren Güven @cyberfart]

iOS Photos app suggested that I share a regular, no makeup selfie for Halloween, what is this savagery