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http://t.co/uUU8LUtqwV Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction.

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http://t.co/DQLkzROSkH #WorstChristmasGiftEver Soap On A Rope from Jerry Sandusky

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/adavadgNu3

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/8HdfeBkpo1

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http://t.co/QD5ew0cv Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?

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http://t.co/fYHoOu4B Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :(

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http://t.co/CLyU55tx I can confidently say I'm 150 pounds of solid sexy. Plus 40-50 of squishy stuff.

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http://t.co/nQz5CRZ3 What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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http://t.co/KU3EOcZR What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.