Cyber Sensible

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Bill Gates says his ‘greatest mistake ever’ was Microsoft losing to Android https://t.co/rpFZYSsYK3

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sir this ouija board is broken. it keeps spellin stuff like wah hoo! and lets ago! hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board. pal

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fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine

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Uh. guys... I just heard from my doctor. and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently. you should really go get yourself checked out.

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My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs.

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all my coworkers look like tacos. I do not understand how the meat remains in the shell as they walk around.

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Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today. or the one who showed me how to pick the lock.

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'Doesn't it feel good to Payless?' no. i want to be rich & shop at good stores

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I need to take a new default picture but i'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror.

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Microsoft is investing $1 billion in OpenAI, the Elon Musk-founded company that's trying to build human-like artificial intelligence https://t.co/PKmQetjgi4

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Started my new job yesterday. and have to go back in today already. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

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Put ur hands in the air. Now wave them like you just don't care. YOU STILL CARE [shoves gun in guys mouth] SHOW SOME UTTER DISREGARD

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I don't know if ghosts are real but people with bad breath are very real and to me that is far more terrifying

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the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good.

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the average person eats three spiders a year. but as you're about to find out. it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person

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Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife

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Tesla Electric Airplane? Elon Musk sees electric aircraft in 5 years https://t.co/y4cxhd0RKl

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A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win.

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Breastfeeding in public is a great way to get hit on. Especially if you forget to bring your baby.

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A witty woman tried to buy alcohol with a stolen fake ID from the very waitress whose ID she'd stolen