Mona Jeffries

I remember that actor named Bio. Or was it Bicko? Bobbo? It was... it was the fellow back in 64 that kept throwing rocks at President Bush. Why is he here?

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

@MiltonMamet_ I've been celebrating Milton all week.
Merry Milton Mamet Memorial Month (week) April 1-6.
Celebrate by wearing button downs!

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

What a performance. I think tomorrow I need to bring President Bush to watch it.

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

My pills taste funny…

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

Time to film in front of our live audience that doesn't know where South America is.

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

They're speaking English... My sixth husband loved English...

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

Whose pickle relish is this? I'm putting it on my tuna salad anyway.

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

Turns out that the last twenty years of my life actually were real life, instead of in the show. Whoops.

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

Bill is going around playing that newfangled music... what happened to Civilization by Danny Kaye and the Andrews Sisters?
Bongo bongo bongo

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

I hope I didn't just snap my hip again like back in 84... #partyhard

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

@Sequoiya_ I know how you feel, darling

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

@AngryCameraLady @EileenS1lverste @SebastianStr0ng It's me, right? The other woman is me?

Is this my 11th husband?

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

@ValencioDiCar What, even you understand these number sign thingies?? How do I make it glow blue??
###### # ## #whatever
Oh, I got it!

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

@ValencioDiCar Wait... I have another husband?

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

@ValencioDiCar You would know, you cantankerous old coot!

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

My sixth husband and I have been going steady for five months now. #totallyforever
Wait... is that in the show or real life?

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

Time to go home and relax with some lavender tea... I hopethis time I don't put bleach in it again...

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

I still don't understand what these number signs are for. # # ###### # ##

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

I wish I had a better parking spot...

[Mona Jeffries @Cybil_Dane]

Who is this in my computer? Why are you asking me such foolish questions? I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING IF I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!