Collin Sibley

[Candace Buckner @CandaceDBuckner]

Sick of hearing about Qatar’s human rights record? That’s the whole idea behind “sportswashing” and why American sports groups like Monumental Sports & Entertainment are willing to wait on our indifference. https://t.co/WsokIGa5FN

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

@kporzee Happy trails, KP! DC loves you!

[Oz @OBtoojiveforyou]

But it’s the fans fault, right @CMillsPXP ?

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

@NBCSWizards @CMillsPXP Ted Leonsis: you clearly don’t respect us fans, but what about yourself? You and your franchise look like utter clowns to any fan who pays attention, as well as any serious observer of the NBA. I thought you cared about your reputation, but I guess a big wallet makes up for it?

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

Gregg calling Tim out for trusting Dr. San again. Maybe it's time to see a real doctor. #ONCINEMA #ONSIMS #TheSims4

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#seeninsantabarbara: A license plate reading “SNRSTOY” on a seven-year-old Toyota Camry #musclecars #ageappropriate #notfaststillfurious

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

Advice doesn’t make sense until you take what it says seriously. #truth

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

Make sure to follow @RepublicMercury! There are all sorts of cool facts about Mercury and its culture. Plus, I helped transliterate a few of their first tweets, and they say that if they get enough followers they can hire me for a permanent position 🤭

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

I admire the attitude of my microwave, which says “GOOD” after every task it finishes

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#seeninsantabarbara
(On the side of a poke restaurant) “Now THIS is affordable healthcare!” #yikes

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#seeninsantabarbara: A cornhole board painted so that the holes are chakras on a map of the yogic body #mostsantabarbarathingever?

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

They say Florida is the retirement capital of the US, but for the NBA it sure seems like Cleveland.

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#heardinsantabarbara
"But we have a vineyard, so..." #alwaysaconsideration #ohyeahmetoo

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#heardinsantabarbara: (by a grade-school-age white kid to his mom) "Why do white people get married?" #colorblindsociety

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#seenonmykindlehomescreen: "A corporate and mystical awakening novel..." #compassionatecapitalism #howdiditknowiminsantabarbara?!

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#heardinsantabarbara: (to a dog) "Come on, Buddha" #santabarbaraspiritual

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

#lashingtonlizards

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

Tfw you search for a book in the library with its exact title and can only find it after going through 6 pages of irrelevant results...

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

Santa Barbara is the kind of place that got an Ayurvedic restaurant before a decent Indian spot.

[Collin Sibley @cyborg_picnic]

As nice as a lot of the baristas near UCSB are, it's damn hard to get a passable cappuccino round here...