Joe

My tweets are my own

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@SusanJamesWA @SeattlePD I can’t speak for Luna Park cafe, but I’d be pretty bummed to be the butt of a joke from police after I got robbed

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@ZacksJerryRig A South African fan of a apartheid?

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@JeremiahOshan Feel like a lot for Ferreira (I’m not a big fan), but at least Chu would be gone.

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@D3viator @1MrPapi @theRealTavarish The Looming Tower is also a really good book

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@nomarktaken @jackunheard No it’s not, you bot

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@the_jack_harper @bhennrich @arhennrich Fuck you, shit stain

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@mSuKsBe @bhennrich @arhennrich Fuck you Sarah

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@Vert_the_Mad @DamianF76240454 @JeremiahOshan I’m in tech and it’s not worth it, we dropped our season tickets this year. Much better to just pick up cheaper tickets on a match by match basis.

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

Nice to know that threatening to put someone in a wood chipper isn’t against @X terms of service

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@NoahRiffe We cancelled even before the prices were announced

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@hunvreus I feel that

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@herculezg @SebiSalazarFUT @elbetOe I f-ing love it

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@SnoqualmiePass Tow away

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@Delta flight boards in an hour and no agents to be seen in #SEA. When do y’all show up for work?

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It's the same story every Halloween: You're a devoted henchman who summons a trio of witch sisters back from the dead only for them to turn to stone once the sun comes up.

Every year, your evil ambitions dashed by plucky teens & poor time management.

This year, you have a plan-

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@joeltelling Yes

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@lyft hey, how do I compensate a driver on your platform who took me home even when your app shit the bed and they still asked nothing? God your app

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

@cdohertyk @davidhoang 💔

[Joe @cyborgpirates]

Yikes ⁦@SummitSnow411⁩