Cyclesplaining

Retweeting helpful cycling advice from non-cyclists

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

@easachausen @stuarthelmer @ZackPolanski I did *not* say, anywhere, that the once-in-a-generation statement was in the agreements. Don't call someone else an idiot when you can't read basic English.

And then you ran away of course. You were never going to have the grace to accept you were wrong. Be quiet in future.

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

He doesn't know what dangerous means

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

Oh give over you big baby

[The Mr Loophole | Nick Freeman @TheMrLoophole]

Took this video(from passenger seat) on 60mph road. Forced to travel in line of traffic at 20mph due to obstruction caused by cyclists ahead riding 3 abreast. Anonymous and cycling with impunity. Law should be changed to force them to drop into single file when vehicles behind

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Should mandatory mask wearing in indoor public places return in England?

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

No-one pays road tax, dumbass

[Rach @Chichin83Man]

@Betzybetz77 @PCHarryRance And they should pay road tax and insurance like everyone else, then maybe the potholes would be funded better for fixing

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

Bingo

[john reynolds @Kevinphantom1]

@PickledEntropy Not really bikes can be quite expensive plus they should be road taxed insured and the cyclists should have to pass a test just as a motorcycle

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

But only the drivers kill people, dumbass

[Jack @tattoo_jak]

@NRoolz @PaddyM04882466 @anon_opin It isn't just drivers that are arseholes. Plenty of cyclists are just as bad. A proper cycle system separate would be great.

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

Get a load of this absolute horror show of a human being @jcjumble

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

Apparently it’s arrogant to ignore best practice cycling advice

You know what *is* arrogant, sonny? Thinking you know better than everyone who actually cycles

[little jimmy. @jamesjimmyb]

@MikeyCycling @LeeBilliwhizz @CycleSad @PCHarryRance Good cyclists wouldn’t ride so arrogantly.

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

And I’m sick and tired of idiots who don’t know why drivers need to be licensed and tested, but here we are

[Betty @Betzybetz77]

@PCHarryRance Sick and tired of indisciplinated cyclists on the road. They should attend a "cycling test" and own a licence like any "driver" on the road. They don't pay insurance, but what happened when they cycle just in front of your car and you hit them? Of course, is the car driver fault!

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

@rant_rate She's definitely learning though. Not yet passed her test but she's got all the usual cycle-hater clichés down

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

hahahahaha laugh it up Gem also never drive

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

"I hope you are wasting your time enforcing a merely advisory section of the Highway Code, breaching which actually makes people safer, instead of addressing real risks"

[WTAF... @NelsAlmhere]

@HantsPolRoads @tvprp @BasingstokeCops I hope you are enforcing Rule 66 of the Highway code, "Cyclist should ride in single file on narrow or busy roads and when riding around a bend." and "Not ride close behind another vehicle (often called tailgating)."

Road safety is not the sole responsibility of car drivers.

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

@KitNosrac @mplsbikewrath Yeah definitely not this never happens

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

@gem_tilly_lee Yeah I should stick to important things like [checks notes] laughing about endangering people's lives

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

"I behaved like an objectionable dickhead, and I was really surprised when people treated me like one"

[Martin Gee Godfrey @FerretGee]

@OldManZack When I did my radio show, I’d drive to the studio at 5am. Every week week I’d see a peloton riding 5/6 abreast, refusing to get out of the way & giving me the finger when I hooted because I refused to drive around them. Add to this them not stopping at robots etc.

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

Zack says cyclists look stupid in spandex

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

@gem_tilly_lee Risking lives is TOO FUNNY!!!

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

@gem_tilly_lee yeah of course you didn't endorse them at all like by say replying with the crying with laughter emoji

[Cyclesplaining @cyclesplaining]

Shitty car insurerer hoping to increase engagement by whipping up hatred of cyclists. Well here's some engagement. May not be what they had in mind

[1st Central @1stCentral]

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