Matt Stafford

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[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@Aboflondon4 Its now a joke tournament, if the big boys wanted to play should have made them qualify. Get to 3-3 and its then a shootout, shot clocks, geezers on comms. Honestly my local pro-am is better organised

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@Bricktop_NAFO Rest of world about to impose 1000% tarifs on US. Ban any incoming flights from US and boycott showcase FIFA World Cup. Less than 1% drugs grown/made in Venezuela, it's about oil not drugs.

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@NoContextEPL They need to punish him harshly and give him a season ticket.

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

#pointless Shants about tell a fact about how her brain was scooped out by her sister.

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@carto_graph German trains are by far worse than ours in the UK. 80 perc are late the other 20 are cancelled

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@IrtenTugba Where do you live fella?

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@curtiswoodhous8 You still getting punched in the face for a living?

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@messedupfoods Shall we book a restaurant for Darlington

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@CityLifeManc According to Badenoch it's not a real shop.

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@TheBarmyArmy The kiwis would still drop Brook 5 times

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@george_stew1 Got more european cups between them than Arsenal, Spurs, Everton and West Ham combined

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@HitmanHatton @supreme_cbd All these CBD products no wonder you are always hungry.

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@ekribe_keribe @inconssiente 2

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@oasiscentral_ @liamgallagher No he can't sing, he acts like a mong and he is only in the band cause his mum Peggy told Noel to let him

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@johnjamesmunro Yep need to flatten it all starting with those holiday homes and start again. Solve the housing crisis at the same time too.

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@jongaunt @Morrisons I agree, should at least be cheaper because I am doing the job of the till operator.

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@Cuatxaras You tight cunt

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@iamyesyouareno Can't believe how much of genius this guy is?

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@MattersCounty So why don't they just sell English T20 cricket. Because the Hundred as more bizarre and random rules than Standard T20

[Matt Stafford @cycling_matt]

@Jimbo_Cricket just to let you know that the next tour of the OBOccasionals is next weekend, at Voorburg cricket club in the Netherlands.