Jakey-poo

Had a fight with a dinosaur and know they are extinct... coincidence??

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

Dick was a bit rusty thought I'd clean it up a bit 👌🏼#Tank

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@CatSexJames I did it's called the Spasic look

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@meatballsavage shut the fuck up I was about to go to sleep you pussy fuck!

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@realmadriden your getting spanked! When do you want me to take the managerial role??? #shit #machine

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

Sat down in the barbers chair said "fuck my life up" he replied "say no more I will give you the djordje spasic look"

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@EllisMW7 shouldn't be a hooker then should you??? #cheap #local bike

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@RoosterSpasic why what have you been doing 😱

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@RoosterSpasic explains why you've got a sore Arse all the time

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@RoosterSpasic where did you get your hair cut mate? Looking for the 'fuck my life up' cut??? Cheers x

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

Just got my back, sack and crack waxed need to get some more acid in for next time!

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@meatballsavage @SavageDjordje of course you have a vagina ya pussy!! #chatshitgetbanged

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@meatballsavage @SavageDjordje I'm out, don't want to embarrass you both! Can lift 100kg just with my dick #TankingForTheTroops

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@meatballsavage fucking your own pussy doesn't count

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@meatballsavage you wish you had the muscle definition that I've got! You pussy fuck #absolutemachine

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@meatballsavage I am boris Becker!

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@meatballsavage what eh mate? Al bang you straight out!
#cyclist #Tank

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@ChelseaFC bless em bet they wish they was as good as me! #Tank

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@SavageDjordje never done that tbh but fingered a elephant whilst having a bum hole cleaned but a hedgehog

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@SavageDjordje I just walked in and tensed and they all ran off #Tank

[Jakey-poo @cyclistjake]

@SavageDjordje rumour has it your biceps are so big they are planning to make it is own country??? #Tank #Machine